Ladies, please don’t do this… (19 Photos)

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  • djoulihen

    Permanent duckface

    • Jay

      I knew someone would beat me to it. Lol Perma-duckface

      • The Libertine

        It's actually more like pussy face — that's what those things look like…engorged labia. You half expect a tampon string to be hanging out of the corner of their mouths.

        • Imzkid


    • Kewlwhip


      • trollonski

        Dare kiss anyone of them?

        • Grendel

          Kiss them? I'd be afraid to get that close!

    • Hara


    • bones

      I thought my hemorrhoids were bad, but god damn these just look painful

    • derka

      in little league i took a baseball bat to the face 38 stitches and 5 missing teeth later i still looked better than these bitches.

    • http://www.facebook.com/fernie.martinez.7 Fernie Martinez

      Duck Season, FIRE!

    • birdhaus32

      Seriously if you're going to give yourself a perma-duck face you better skilled in the art of giving brain bc that is your only saving grace

    • Med

      may have just been caught at the wrong time for a picture, looks like she could be a decent looking lady

      • Med

        whoops meant #26 please forgive me

        • Giblets

          Why is the chive posting pictures of aliens?

          • Jen

            for some reason, all of these made me laugh!

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Fugly! Fugly fugly fugly! Fugly! Fugly fugly, fugly! FUGLY!!!!1!

      This gallery makes me want to fuck bears and shoot bitches!

      – FUGLY!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

    • Tibor

      At first I thought, "Yea, permanently duckfaced."
      Then I was like, "Damn, that kinda looks like a vag smack in middle of the face! WTF?!?"
      Then I started sobbing…
      Why, God, oh why? I mean, they were'nt exactly ugly to begin with (well, maybe except Meg).

  • Der Freischütz

    I think I'm now scarred for life. This is just awful.

    • Jack Wagon

      i wonder what they looked like when they were still human…

    • biggles

      It looks like they have a baboon's asshole stuck to thier faces.

  • inigo montoya

    Some scary shit right there. What is wrong with people?


      Not people, Just women! I know they are people but MEN dont do this!

    • http://smartzombie.com SmartZombie

      Amazing what lengths some chicks will go for some attention.

  • Ahrash

    why just why….

    • Rosa_

      to make ordinary folk look good I suppose 🙂

    • ESAD

      Bitches be stupid

    • LTony

      Maybe it helps fellatio?

  • Dan

    they're all still hotter than angelina jolie

    • Joe

      Umm no!

    • NastyNate

      Are you blind?!

    • Jennifer Aniston

      Yep, she looks like a lizard these days.

    • Just sayin'

      I gave you all the thumbs up I could dude. Unfortunately, we're outnumbered by fools.

  • Mike

    Nasty. Just nasty!

    • ImHotUHatin

      watevr, My lipps is sexxy, y u gotta be hatin u just jelous cuz u cant handle all this you wish you cuold but u cant

  • http://www.facebook.com/SnyderAndrew Andrew Snyder

    i threw up a little bit in my mouth

    • SinisteR

      ….then someone scooped it up and injected it in their lips..

  • christian frncia

    so gross

  • http://twitter.com/JulyettaPCrosby @JulyettaPCrosby

    once its been seen, it cannot been unseen. im scared.

    • Rosa_

      & they are all scarred….:)

    • Guest

      You are using your twitter machine properly. Very nice indeed!

  • YouSuck

    Disgusting. No more words.

  • Aaron

    Terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

    • gifftor

      My thoughts exactly. The horror.

  • Matt

    They all look like they're having an allergenic reaction to something

    • Master_Rahl

      my thoughts exactly. and they did this on purpose??

      • http://www.facebook.com/csmamc Chance Cooper

        i guess they always wanted to be daisy duck.

    • guest

      Allergic reaction to common sense.

  • car ramrod

    i want to punch every single one of them in the face

    • Whale

      Won't hurt your fist.

      • Gnole

        if anything your fist will bounce back and hit you.

    • Jumper

      Ever pinched a jumping castle?

      • Chaz

        I've never pinched a castle, let alone one that was jumping?

      • blabla

        i think he means a moonbounce…

    • LegLover

      Too late someone already did !!

    • Sick350Z

      Now I want to see one of these clowns with a fist induced fat lip.

    • B-rice

      You cant fatten any of their lips much more

    • sparky

      Wow, I never knew Chris Brown was a fan of the Chive!

  • https://www.facebook.com/immatur33 Jordan Butler

    Has there ever been a GOOD lip plant gone right???

    • Daniel Tosh

      Lela Star

      • Cindy


        • The Pict

          Wow, tell us how you really feel Cindy.


    It's going to take a whole lot of gaps and humpdays to fix my eyes.

  • awhorebyanyothername

    #13 Probably needs the lips for job related activities….wonder if she can deduct them from her taxes???


      Isn't that courtney love?

      • Donger

        I was thinking Paul Stanley

        • TazeMeBro

          Sylvester Stallone

    • kmkoetters

      #13 is Octomom, no? Or her non-evil twin!

    • negative nancy

      Looks like sylvester stallone to me..

    • MajorTom

      I think you are being generous assuming this is even a woman

  • Woop

    #22 Sophie Monk why!!

    • morebeer

      She has her lips done but this is a shop job

    • Ric


    • Cass
      • ash

        Even without the shop it still looks weird. So many of these girls would look amazing if it weren't for the lip jobs.

    • asdf

      it's fake

    • phuphu

      it's a photoshopped pick

  • thor

    but imagine the bj's

    • black27696

      Blowjobs are all about gag reflex. Lips don't really factor in.

  • http://www.facebook.com/josh.mcguire.399 Josh McGuire

    All those women are terrifying. The only attractive woman in any of those pics was in the background of #28 – no plastic surgery needed.

    • girlnextdoor

      I facepalm the girl in black just to talk to Miss Stripes behind her. Thank you for pointing that out.


      She shouldve got her bewbs done not her lips.

    • https://www.facebook.com/LizBWilson Liz Baxter

      Sad thing is, she looks like she was way hot before surgery.

    • https://www.facebook.com/steve.buffington Steve Buffington

      Both of them look brain damaged, but after a few Jagerbombs and no lights on, I'd tap both.

      Red Foxx used to say that a woman's looks, etc. didn't really matter in the dark. If the lights are off, it becomes a question of who washed…

  • N2MotoX

    Thanks Chive…..looks like I'll lose some sleep tonight too! Why do I click on these posts?

  • Paul


  • bleh

    Please tell me some of them are shopped.

  • DNA

    i just threw up in my mouth a lil

  • Tiber_Septim

    What the hell were they thinking before they butchered themselves?

    • Poopy Pants

      They were thinking that they still wouldn't have sex with you.

  • johnnystyle25

    AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're all so awful. Especially #21!

    • mazzie

      This one made me jump in my seat! Yikes!

    • http://www.facebook.com/carenomore David Johnson

      and she PAID to look like that!!!!

    • PapaS

      Obviously a fake…good lord,is it?

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