The new, enhanced KCCO’s and BFM’s have returned!

After a nearly 2 months absence the new, enhanced KCCO’s and BFM’s are back in men’s and women’s sizes! To combat the massive KCCO counterfeit market, we’ve worked very hard making this subtle-but-awesome enhancements to the famous shirts. Now, recognizing an authentic KCCO is much easier.

These new KCCO’s and BFM’s now have a gold foil labels and custom QR codes on the inside of the shirt. This was actually quite costly but we are not raising the price of the shirts at all.

Green KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

Bill Fucking Murray available RIGHT HERE.

For the first time ever today, theCHIVE’s custom made Portable Cornhole Games are available with the Keep Calm and Chive On logo. Just in time for tailgating season, get them RIGHT HERE.

We know these shirts are not easy to score, they’ll probably be even harder today, good luck and godspeed.


John n’ Leo

UPDATE: There is a hurricane of Chivers destroying theCHIVERY right now. Be patient and we’ll get bring this thing back online. It also helps, if you reach the purchase page, make sure to click ‘purchase’ only once.

UPDATE #2: We’re finally back. We understand the women’s KCCO page was hit hardest (Chivettes don’t mess around). The women’s KCCO are back online RIGHT HERE.

UPDATE #3: All sizes SOLD OUT.

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  • william

    1 minute early, welcome to the game

    • SDH

      I got mine 1 minute before as well! Both a KCCO and a BFM! FTW!!!

      • SDH

        So, for the hell of it. I went back and scored a Black KCCO. Just got the confirmation.

    • Jae


    • SDH

      I got both the KCCO and BFM a minute early as well. Awesome

    • NcouthYouth

      Got lucky and snuck in before the shit storm… my co-worker is flipping his shit over the server errors

    • geo

      Had mine in my cart but made the mistake of going to see if stickers were on sale as well now im stuck looking at a shirt in my cart not knowing if its really there or not.

      • macpearce

        i did something simiar too. 🙁

        • SDH

          that sucks…

      • lajsgfelaiuw!!!!!!!!

        servers are back now 1233 pst

      • geo

        Went thru 45 mins later so i got it……….. 🙂 KCCO

    • Alex

      Got my first shirt 2 mins early after refreshing like a maniac! KCCO!

      I'm shaking…

    • CanadianMedic

      33 minutes late still got one!! and by 33 minutes late I mean I've been trying for 33 minutes

      • YYUUSSS!!!!!!!!

        42 minutes of me trying……and success im gonna go ice my hands now , pretty sure i bruised em from mashing buttons

    • http://www.facebook.com/pablo.alvarez.336717 Pablo Alvarez

      im not gonna lie, I truly enjoy the difficulty of getting one only because when you patiently or like a maniac hit that refresh button, the minute you receive confirmation of your purchase, the taste of victory was well worth it.

    • Lisa

      47 minutes after my initial "Add to cart/go to check out" and a multitude of server errors, and having to make two separate purchases, because I didn't dare try to add something else to cart after my initial choice, I have 2 shirts. It took patience. I thought I'd feel victorious. Mostly, I just need a shower. And a drink.

      Good luck to everyone else.

    • Pete

      BLACK KCCO SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • babyfartmagizax

    Got em' all, I'll pass on this one. Long sleeve chive shirts available as well atm!


      Taking a break from Trolling i see.

    • Tonsil Tickler

      Ya this Douche is still around.

      • Aaron

        Not sure I understand the hate towards this guy….I look at this site several times a day (its a sickness) and haven't seen this guy in a while and when I have seen him its usually nothing negative? Though this post is a little douchey, I just don't get the anger.

        So lay it out for me…is this Paula in disguise?

        • Tonsil Tickler

          Meh, not Paula.This Douche has TheChive running through his veins, like crack to a street whore…Trust that he harasses Chivers under many aliases making him the ultimate 'SAMEFAG'.His Trolling days need to come to an end permanently…

          • Aaron

            Fair enough.

  • pinterest sucks

    hands… shaking…. wife yelling 'did you fucking get my shirt???'


    • Josh

      That's fucking hilarious!

    • Livin' Legend

      Intercourse procurement maneuver successful!

      • I loves mah dranks

        I'm still waiting for my shirt from the global launch why dont you send those shirts out :/

  • rsjem1979

    Success! Thanks, Chive. And thanks to me for putting a reminder in my Outlook calendar.

  • https://www.facebook.com/neiljr2123 Neil J Francese Jr

    And server changes during checkout of course

    • Tosh

      same here. bs. i just wanted to put in my credit card!!!!

      • Craig

        Same here. Cart is full but can't checkout and pay…….fml

    • Matt

      Took 30 minutes, but just kept calm and listened to Widespread Panic until it put my order through

    • Ben

      Its like shopping in an American store during a panic, douchebags taking stuff out of your cart while you line up to pay! You are encouraging the knockoff copies and I am losing sympathy rapidly!

  • Drnt79

    "Ghost rider the pattern is full"…

    But I got mine!!! KCCO Merika!!!

  • JDF

    Any idea when black KCCO's will be available?

    • Dads

      They were available last week

    • babyfartmagizax

      Right meow

      • JDF

        I fail. Is it an option under the green ones?

      • Rudickulus

        I owe you one good sir.

    • Norman

      they are available now!!! follow the clues!

    • stock194

      Got Mine!! YAY

      • JDF

        Bah, I can't find them, just sailing away on the failboat over here. Is it an option under the green ones or is it separate?

        • Josh

          Take a look around the main chivery page man.

        • ....

          search the world for one and ya might get one

    • Cole

      In the globe, bottom page.

      • Crushbent

        Way to be slick about it…haha.

    • JWNC

      ahh crap I never knew about this.. thanks…

      • FarmBoy

        As of 1:19 pm P.S.T. the KCCO Black are still available.

    • ChuckDiesel57

      Just got a KCCO Black! Thanks Chive!

      • Ununbiunscott

        Me too

  • fastjackk

    SERVER ERROR !!! grrrr

    • bob_the_cook

      When in doubt, check your email account for an order confirmation!
      I got tired of waiting for the chivery / shopify, and checked my email… sure enough there was the order confirmation. Nice… now I can go to lunch and ease off pinging the server.

  • fearthecacti

    Oh sweet. The site has "internal server problems" already? Who would have guessed?!

  • a dork

    not even gonna bitch that the site is down, looking at shopify's backend it appears there are 40,000 people attempting to make a transaction. there's not an ecommerce site in the world that can hold up against that

    • Macro

      Apple can.

    • Josh


    • Jim

      where did you get those stats?

    • jjjjjjjj


  • macpearce


  • http://www.facebook.com/AndersonDani Daniela Anderson

    Server crashed?! 🙁

  • Jeremy

    Wtf server error

  • Aaron

    Surprise surprise!!…..Error!!! 🙁

  • Trevin

    Thechivery is down!! It's down!!!!! Ahhhhhhh!

  • CBails

    Down Server!!! DAMN IT!!!!

  • - M@ -

    seriously, this again???

  • Pfizzle

    crashed on me while I had my shirt in my card and entering CC…that sucks

  • crustybubblechunks

    Got a 3D BFM for my bestie!

  • Marty


  • https://www.facebook.com/zachpetersen Zach Petersen

    1 item in car. 500 error. has a sad.

  • UT Archer

    And the server crashed at check out

  • jonar777

    New KCCOs aaaaaaand they're gone

    • maxchiver

      there's a couple too many "a's" in there. they went quicker than usual.

  • shocked face

    3..2..1…and crash

    • shocked face

      …and ….and …and win

  • BaseballRube

    Full on crash. We're #1 !

    • http://hotmail.com matt

      I clicked medium an they gave me a small how do i change it

      • :-(

        try and order another ……..

      • DoubleNickelJP

        I've had the problem numerous times in the past, figures it was cause I was trying to order from my smart phone. This time, cleared the cache, cookies and want not, worked like a charm…ish.

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