• _DoC_

    #39 I'd take a bullet for that

    • SmokeyTheBear

      You've been, very very naughty

    • bst

      It's cute when women try to hold guns and it turns out all f'ed up.

  • ThisGuySays

    #24 with the tattoos! wow…

    • HOOK_the_LEGEND

      Can't wait to see that look on wrinkled Grandma skin…….

      • Scaredoftats

        ^Judged by a person with no tattoos… Good job, you're a better person for it…..

        • HOOK_the_LEGEND

          No not so much, just thinking a bit forward….Odd how people assume 'judgement' when one expresses 'opinion'.

          • jane doe

            My "opinion" is that your dick won't look that great with wrinkled grandpa skin

            • HOOK_the_LEGEND

              Hmmm, I wonder whose dick would?.Say, since were talkin how bout you bend over and let me 'BOOT FUCK' YA.Douche bag.

          • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

            A judgment is an opinion. Look it up.

            • AudibleNonsense

              Now now young man, before you step in the ring with the heavy hitters please get your facts straight….Now run along and do a little more research.

              • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

                Definition of JUDGMENT

                a : a formal utterance of an authoritative opinion
                b : an opinion so pronounced
                a : a formal decision given by a court
                b (1) : an obligation (as a debt) created by the decree of a court (2) : a certificate evidencing such a decree
                a capitalized : the final judging of humankind by God
                b : a divine sentence or decision; specifically : a calamity held to be sent by God
                a : the process of forming an opinion or evaluation by discerning and comparing
                b : an opinion or estimate so formed

                Webster did the research for me. Now now, douchebag, before you try to be condescending make sure you're actually knowledgeable on the issue.

                • Rev Jim Jones

                  Wow, you follow direction well.heres a little Kool Aid for your effort.
                  BTW ya forgot the EEEEE

                  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

                    Actually I didn't. Only recently did judgement become an acceptable spelling in the US, likely because people misspelled it so often due to the conflicting spellings between English speaking countries. And if you're going to try to make a racially motivated joke, please try to be original.

                • zerofucksgiven

                  When the fuck did the Chive become a God damn platform for this bullshit?

                  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

                    The moment it included a comment feature.

              • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

                In fact, why the hell do you think the written report of a judge's analysis of a case is called an opinion?

              • bst


      • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

        Yes, because "wrinkled Grandma skin" is appealing. Apparently you're into it though.

      • Pukein my mouth

        who cares if old wrinkled grandma skin has tats or not???

        • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

          Apparently all the people siding with him and downvoting loathers of "grandma skin" care.

          • McSmizzle

            Don't really care about the argument here but I went through and down voted every one of your comments since you had about 12 with that annoying picture..

            • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

              Aww, you're too sweet.

      • bst

        Nobody is gonna give a shit when she's a grandma.

        • Couscous

          Nobody but her Grand kids.

      • hooks and ladders

        what ever dude, she's fucking hot

    • James

      Eve Cates MFC cam girl definitely NSFW

      • ThisGuySays

        I think she's smokin! Nice leg work James, definately NSFW!

    • jonah888

      my co-worker's aunt makes $79/hr on the computer. She has been without work for 5 months but last month her paycheck was $20248 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read more on this web site, http://ace60.cℴm

    • goner

      that girl is perfect dont ever change

  • kronos


    • Big Joe

      So close!

      • Lolasaurus

        Yet So far!!!…

  • pa'ver

    #5 for some reason is super hot

    • Fellow

      No, no it's not.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Maybe because she is really hot.

      • Tsunami

        Hell yea she is. Amazing girl. Love the dimples.

  • Tony

    #2 #8 #38 love a girl who can handle my sword.

    • Le Bosh

      or slice it off

    • Iso

      But only #2 is holding it right.

      • Asion

        Thats because shes Asian. Its in her blood

      • Orukal

        Really? That is your focus in this particular gallery?

    • KiamichiBigfoot

      I used to do wetland surveys for the EPA…I would have shit my pants if I ran into #8 at a random wetland.

  • Le Bosh


  • AlabamaHighTest

    #8 and #22

    • Do0zer

      #22 Terrified and turned on all at the same time.

      • mshark

        very hot…till I saw it…maybe a huge clit…tiny penis…just a thumb…whew

  • Dave

    Find the sexy doll on the right #1. #14 just creepy. #36 who is she?

    • Dan

      #36 is Victoria Justice

    • me...bn

      Victoria…something?? She's 17

      • me...bn

        Ooops 19 sry!!! Damn she's hot!!!
        Justice is the last name!

    • ogiman12

      #36 is Victoria Justice from an episode of iCarly. She's not of legal age in that pic either

      • 40 creek whiskey

        But she is legal now.

  • 29er

    #17 Stay Classy!

  • OmahaDude

    #27 Impure thoughts to the max

    • HOOK_the_LEGEND

      Yes indeed, and I have no shame for thinking the same…

  • http://www.thechive.com Mr_liqour_liver

    #32 would i still like a BJ?….sure

    • kote

      chomp on this…jajajaja

  • chivester

    #21 nice guns

    • UncleRoast

      Damn! That's what I was going to say!

    • ChurchoftheFonz

      Jordan Carver. She's all over the internet, and almost looks like one who takes it all off for our viewing pleasure. Almost, but no……

      • Lazy Jake

        I wish she would just get naked already.

    • Scholar

      Booger hook off the bang switch Honey.

    • Dr. Evil

      And the weapon is impressive too.

  • jake

    Whoa #16

  • 29er

    #20 badass and sexy!

    • Guest

      And like 12 yrs old perv.

    • krypto092108

      That's about a 12 year old kid. That picture should come down…

    • Dirty D

      There's no magazine in the gun, first thing I noticed

    • Mr. Magoo

      Terrible stance. which is not badass, and too young to be sexy.

  • Dave

    #27 waiting to be shopped

  • http://www.thechive.com Mr_liqour_liver

    #36 mannnnn she is TOO HOT!

    • RazorChiver

      Victoria Justice

      • guest

        16 year old Victoria Justice

    • Bob Fungus

      My kids watch this show. Creepy.

    • USuk

      She's 19 now fellas! We're good!!

  • 29er

    #36 That's a Marx I can get behind!

    • Frank

      Said ever Obama voter ever.

  • Kodos

    #27 #37

    • HOOK_the_LEGEND

      Yer selection is first rate.

  • Thisguy

    That tat is sexy as hell.

  • Kodos

    Victoria Justice?

    • Anon

      Kendall Jenner

    • TheSimonizer

      You are right. A quick search for "victoria justice mma" reveal that it was for an iCarly episode.

  • http://twitter.com/beagleracing @beagleracing

    #34 <3

    • John

      Scariest one of all

    • Jack lemon

      She was an actress on mad men.

      • KRS1

        Her acting is terrible lol. She tries waaaay too hard

    • Kato

      I love me some Alison Brie!

  • bz1

    #3, #4, #5, #11 & #15 WANT!!!!

    • Drew

      You kidding? #3 is beat, and has a butter face

    • bst

      #3 is walking around with A HOT WEAPON!! Refuses to use the safety on her rifle? I wonder if she refuses to use condoms in bed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/toledo11 Matt Orosz

    I'm afraid of all women because they're all the crazy ones.

    • Del

      The crazy ones are wild in the sack!!!! Just have an escape planned….

  • trick


    • Gross Toasties

      You don't have a spare Depends?

  • Hockeypuck15

    36 is from an episode of ICarly called Ifought Shelby Marx. Actor is Victoria Justice.

    • triplecap

      #36 she has been on my celebrity wait list from the time I watched that episode with my 8 year old nephews.

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Sure, nephews… XD

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