Michelle Jenneke Meets Mac Faulkner of Forever Alone (Video) : theCHIVE
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  • Oren

    Mac has taken being alone to shocking new heights

    • PoorMac

      Lol, John's a dick.

    • Guest

      I will pay Chive handsomely if they will hire me.

    • daron

      She's a one trick pony. Mac always finds ways to take the mundane and make it funny though.

      • gwpoland

        If this was a movie, Mac would win an Oscar.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      Mac has a pretty awesome voice compared to the rest xD

    • Cheetos

      LOooool not an original idea but very well done. Oh and why is Mac allowed to speak these days?!?!?

    • Art

      Hmm… Mac's voice is much deeper than I thought it would be…

    • guest

      I want it to stick its dick in me….

    • Titus

      They cut out the part in his dream where he rapes her.

    • Jman

      does john really sound like that?

  • forrester

    Somebody get this dude his own show

    • _LG

      Could not agree more! He is a friggn' genius.

      • JQDengus

        Am I the only one who added this song to a playlist?

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D1985 James Dobry

      I get it now…Mac fantasizes to an almost stalkerish level, while the other guts drool to the floor and classy John always gets the girl. Lol

      • MylesofStyles

        Wait, wait, wait. Easy there James. Could you start from the beginning and explain it again, only this time slower?

        • http://www.facebook.com/James.D1985 James Dobry

          Mac = the weird kid at the party with stalker eyes and a vivid imagination lol
          Bob and the other guys = semi-normal but will stare and drool at the girl like most of us will
          John = only guy balsy enough to swoop in… Seemingly the most interesting man Alive.

          • MylesofStyles

            Sorry James, I'm a bit slow (one too many dives in a shallow pool). I think I'm starting to understand, but would it be possible to explain it with a little more detail?

            • emilio estevez

              well played sir

  • Grant

    Best video ever

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      this was fucking hilarious.. and shes a dime

      • Pedros_Rooster

        Agreed … Best Video yet. Who is the girl in the black at the end of video?

        • It's her

          Really? I hope you are kidding

          • Captain Obvious

            The girl dressed in all black, holding the clip board behind the camera at Time 1:59

    • Hunter

      those legs in the play screen could wreck anyone, so hott

    • PizdusInc

      Best video yet!! Michelle is definitely marriage material! Whew.

    • Machew

      Screw the house and white picket fence, these guys are living the real American dream. She is absolutely gorgeous, well done fellas!

    • roadhog0

      I just laughed so hard. This was good!

  • Tyler Durden

    AWESOME VIDEO!!!

    • Hunter

      Look at those legs in the play screen, could absolutely wreck you

  • Don_Juan

    One of the sexiest thing about Michelle is that she obviously doesn't take herself too seriously

    • MOAR

      Add the smile and the bounce and you have yourself the whole package. The accent was a nice addition too.

    • Wet_tosti

      I would take her, seriously!

    • Don_Juan

      I am hoping this means that she's her own post and about ten more videos.

      • bob_the_cook

        I'd like to add about a hundred more thumbs up to this.

    • d'oh!

      Wow. Christmas with Micelle Jenneke.

  • Gusto

    Awesome! Need more behind the scenes too.

    • Mike Hunt

      –more of this–>"behind"

    • techno_viking

      A picture gallery would suffice…

    • Matrixx19

      Behind the scenes is the way to go – MOAAAAAAAAR!

  • Jcore3

    and… Mac still has the best job ever.

    • HOOK_the_LEGEND

      Mac, you filthy animal…Well done.

    • Brian

      best shirt too.

    • Yuppp

      I bet Mac gets laid a lot.

      • Jen

        id totally give it to him.

        • Anon

          Me too… would have to make some ground rules.. no dick touching eachother so it isnt gay…

  • Gunpe

    That was hilarious

  • http://www.gofundme.com/1iox44 Astral207

    This is so funny, look at Mac's bum wiggle i've giggled my arse off

    • HowsItHanginBro

      I like to do this at the urinal.

  • ItsRightHereRay

    Poor mac :(. but awesome video. funny stuff

    • Mark

      Anyone who thinks mac doesn't do well with women, really has no idea!

  • http://twitter.com/beagleracing @beagleracing

    This made my day.

  • loonytik

    I feel dizzy.

    • SteelHorseCowboy

      Great comment… LMAO.

  • kuiu

    GREAT!

  • yoav^^^

    So much win in 1 video clip…

    Amazing!!!

  • Eric

    Confirmed. John's a PIMP! and makes me really wanna work for you guys.

    • TisTrue

      Why, so you can be forever alone and watch him bang all the chicks?

    • bob_the_cook

      With all due respect (and it's a lot) to John and the crew…

      ….Fuck you very much for once again reinforcing how much my cubicle farm job sucks…

      That is all.

      • tv_paul

        I agree. Compared to them I feel like a calf being raised for veal except they treat the calves better before they slaughter them (they milk feed the calves at least).

  • captainobvious

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Buckethead

    she is very hot

  • Atom819

    holy shit best video ever lmaooo… michelle is SMOKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    • MylesofStyles

      Agreed. I'd be done faster than Forrest Gump.

  • Baxpin

    She so……just…….ok, excuse me for a second.

    <fap fap fap fap fap fap fap >

  • BWatty

    Poor Mac, he was so close, yet so far…

  • Cutty

    That is one awesome video.

  • Jason

    Gold Mac, Pure Gold! It's you my friend who's already won!

  • steve-O

    john is such a pimp! lol

    • BFM Canada

      yes, a pimp… but short.

    • Jen

      yea, i bet he gets so much ass.

  • Chris

    DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU GUYS ARE ???? She is SO smoking hot.. Now feature her on FLBP

    • Turnleft

      ummm, dont think she has enough for a FLBP…maybe a complete hump day, or a complete mind the gap…

      • Perkins Maxwell

        you've only seen her in a sports bra. so don't be too sure yet she isn't FLBP-qualified.

        • Perkins Fagwell

          You're an idiot…

    • G's Up Ho's Down

      Do you realize what FLBP stands for? Maybe come back on monday…

    • Chris

      Shit, i wasn't thinking….. She would be perfect for Mind The Gap Monday..

  • Jay

    lucky bastards!!!!! awesome!

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