John here, Chivers. As many of you have heard the rumors, I’ve been working on some big initiatives for Chive Nation over the past couple months and it’s time to let you know what’s been rattling around in my brain.
First, I’m proud to announce Chive Nation’s new slogan: Party with a Purpose. It’s amazing how such a short sentence can so accurately sum up what we do. I hope you like it. More on that shortly.
I’m also here to make an announcement that will ruffle some feathers. But hey, I think if you live life trying to make everybody happy, you’re doing it wrong. So we’ll start with the bad news and a thorough explanation of why Leo and I have made these decisions. Transparency in all things here.