This dude’s aunt asked him to watch her house and puppy sit. Little did he know, this may be the most pampered pooch in all the land. Her list of doggy do’s and don’ts starts out innocent enough, but it quickly devolves into a cookie cutter of K9 couture.
Here are the directions:
“Feeding:
Breakfast 8am ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh water
Dinner 5pm ¼ cup food & fill bowl with fresh waterSnacks:
No carbs
Dog bone every other dayPlay Time:
Fetch – Shoot ball with green gun – daily
Walk around the block – optionalAffection:
Big hugs and little kisses
Sniffs
Belly rubsSend photo of Pepper every day so I can see she’s okay.
Face Time with pepper so I can talk to her.”
So, not only is this little doggo on a no carb diet, she’s also fond of “sniffs” and must be allowed to Face Time daily… Alright, a little high maintenance, but nothing crazy. Until…
Next came the list of “Don’ts”
• Yell at Pepper – she barks when you get home, barks when she hears a suspicious noise and barks to communicate
• Hit, spank, or kick Pepper – don’t you hurt her!
• Let her escape – know where she’s at At [SIC] all timesAnd most important……..
Don’t you hate her cause you Ain’t [SIC] her!
Alright aunty, I’m glad you decided to get out of the house cause it sounds like you might need it. Either this is a hilarious prank, or this lady’s got a little bit of a control issue.
Of course Twitter did what Twitter does….
Fortunately, the good girl seemed pleased with the attention. So she put on her pajamas and crash out.
Via Distractify
