Hey ladies, you know that anti-aging cream you apply to your faces that makes you glow like two suns, keeping you the goddess you are? Well, what if I told you there is a free, “man-made” product that can have similar effects? That’s right, your man’s semen. Sperm contains a chemical known as “Spermidine” that causes cells to age at a slower pace. For best results, apply liberally.
That’s Christie Brinkley BTW. She’s 63. I think we found her secret.