The next morning her daughter, Eeny, walked out of the bathroom pressing the bar to her lips and with a deep breath said, “This is my favorite. I love the way this smells.”
“I know! What IS that? Where did you guys get that?” Evans asked.
“Meeny found it in the boy’s bathroom at Tae Kwon Do and brought it home,” Eeny happily replied.
At that moment it hit Evans that the delicious smelling bar of soap wasn’t soap at all — it was a URINAL CAKE!
“It wasn’t some upscale boutique $15 soap I had been caressing for the last 12 hours. It was a urinal cake… A urinal cake that has been peed on by at least 1000 strange little boys that I just held against my cheek!!!!!”
Evans immediately threw away the cake and washed everything. “Here’s to kids being the most disgusting creatures ever to crawl the face of the Earth,”