“I worked for a fertility clinic, not a sperm bank, and regularly had to ask men for semen samples. The most awkward times were when the man spoke little or no English and didn’t understand words like ejaculate, masturbate, and abstinence (they were supposed to have not ejaculated for a couples days prior). The last resort was hand gestures, but more than once we had guys come back and try to hand us cups of urine.
Oh, and the one guy who came back from the bathroom to inform us our Playboy magazine selection was inadequate and started to describe what sort of pornography he preferred. That was a fun one.” – u/Mediddly