This week, the founder of Facebook and completely human Mark Zuckerberg sat before congress to discuss breaches of privacy through third party apps that occurred on his social network. Luckily, Build 2.06.349 Android Model T-21 Mark Zuckerberg handled his testimony with grace and intent that only a sentient being from another planet totally normal and definitely human person of Earth could deliver.
The Shady Acres Retirement Community of Congress did a great job making sure no one got on the phone to disturb the internet connection, and in turn, it was the internet that brought the heat against a totally normal and definitely not alien CEO of the largest social network in the galaxy world…