I’m right at that age where I’m just now starting to truly get punished for my heavy drinking. I mean, it’s been taking a toll on my bank account and personal relationships for years, but I’m talking about physical punishment.
When I was 20, I could drink to the brink of death and still rise the next day feeling like Jesus on easter morning, ready to bless my friends with “What the fuck happened” and “I’m sorry” text messages. But since the day I turned 25, six drinks will leave me feeling like I was in a car crash for an entire week.
It is time for me to fight back against the body that has forsaken me, and since I know jack shit about anything diet related, the health nuts over at Eat This, Not That! seem like the right people to turn to for guidance. According to them, putting these foods into your face will prevent you from hugging porcelain the morning after a bender. Here they are, starting with the best.