I’ll be honest with you, I have been pretty hard up at times in my life. I am not what you would call traditionally handsome. I don’t come from money and never really drove a nice car. For those reasons and more, I’ve resorted to getting my action in some less than splendid ways. These people though, these people legitimately frighten me.
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