Anyone who’s spent a significant amount of time in the dating game knows what a shit show it can be. There’s catfishing and ghosting and whatever new bullshit kids do on Tinder. Oh, then there’s the classy broads that go out with you just for a free meal. How’s a knuckle sandwich sound? When it comes to dating, Forrest’s mom was right, life IS like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get! So, Laynie (pictured) decided to play it safe and ask her potential wedding date to provide her with a full resume and the dude knocked it out of the fucking park.
In case any of you little scam artists are thinking about trying this, here’s how it went down: