Hotness /ˈhɒtnəs/

Noun: 1) By definition, what you’ve come here for. This highly interesting category is where a crack team of theCHIVE editors shows off the world’s most good-looking girls, lovable ladies, damn-fine dames, cute chicks, and buxom broads. (Antonym: Uggos)
2) The place you’ll find Mind the Gap Monday to Triple B Sunday to Hip-to-Waist Ratios, so it doesn’t matter if you’re a boob guy, a butt guy, a leg guy, or an… uh… eye guy (See also: “A Damn Liar”), it’s a state of nirvana for all kinds.
3) The ideal location for use of the word “Schwing!”