The new “Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt” is the next step in human evolution.
From the “inventor” who runs a really funny IG account titled
In his joking words:
“The Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt™️ Built following the CDC guidelines, protect yourself from the coronavirus today. The spandex response will help you never touch your face again while the faux hand shaker will help prevent unnecessary skin contact. Don’t forget to sneeze into our retractable elbow sleeve. Lastly, keep your hands clean in the dual hand-washing stations. Only you can prevent global pandemics, so just DO IT!”
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