“She ate paper… At first, it was just straw wrappers when we were out. OK, kinda weird. But she was this Molly-Morman babe who had none of the religious leanings, worth the crazy, right? Nope.
Shit finally reached a tipping point when we were doing the horizontal shuffle, and she pulled out a sheet of printer paper. She started eating this piece of paper, mid-sex and I couldn’t do it anymore. We broke up that week and I haven’t seen her fibrous ass since.”