My friends mom was a RAGING alcoholic but a very nice lady.
We snuck some girls over when we were in high school. She woke up at 4AM to get some vodka and found us all.
She was really chill for about 25 minutes. Probably didn’t know what time it was and was worried that we basically caught her drinking at 4AM… She started making us pancakes and bacon and some iced tea. Then asked if we wanted some cookies…
When she put the cookies in the oven and saw the time and also that it was pitch black outside she FLIPPED HER FUCKING SHIT! called all our parents to come over and assumed we were all having sex and told our parents that.
It was a wild night. My Dad asked me what happened on the ride home and believed my story.
“You don’t look excited enough to have just gotten laid.”