Call me weird, but I LOVE weird legal court stories. They’re some of my favorite “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me” stories in existence, and I so always relish in the opportunity to share a few more.
However, that always comes with two disclaimers. One, not everyone who’s telling these stories are the lawyers themselves. Two, is that when the lawyers tell the stories, some of them don’t know how to shorten their stories up, so a few of these run longer than I’d normally allow. But I think they’re worth it: