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I was stationed in Germany a while back and discovered that German queen beds are just two twin mattresses on a queen frame. I’d picked up this German girl at a local bar. She was in the bathroom freshening up, I’m naked in her bed. I try to slip out a fart and ended up leaving a turd between the mattresses. I was gone by the time she came out of the bathroom. Never went to that bar again.
-thegerman64
