One of our classmates was the “Bart Simpson” of our school
One day he decided to bring in his mother’s dildo, and was waving it at the girls during lunchbreak and chasing them around with it. The lunch lady wrestled it off him, which was immediately met with laughter and applause (even she smirked)
About an hour later we saw him next to the school principal and his mother walking up to them at the reception desk. you could tell she wanted the earth to swallow her. We didn’t see him for a week after that, and he never spoke of it again.