In case anyone forgot — I’ve been trying to get Olga to tie the knot with me for many years. It hasn’t been going great. Like, at all. But I’m gonna keep fighting the good fight because if I’m not going to leverage a position where I can constantly ask a Russian supermodel to shack up with me, then what even is the point? So Olga, let’s end this Cold War and ride off into the sunset together. I promise you can steal my hoodies and eat all the fries off my plate.
Make sure to check out Olga’s very worthwhile Insta machine right here.