This kid treats a Halloween spider with the anger it deserves (Video)

We’d happily take a murder-snuggle from this dog in a Chucky costume (Video)

Dude pretends to drown; dog actually does a save (Video)

Genius dad has got the whole breastfeeding thing figured out (Video)

Yep… that’s definitely a haunted bar. Let’s not go there (Video)

Whelp… you definitely don’t expect a crane to take out a neighborhood (Video)

This sheep don’t take no sh*t from nobody (Video)

Father of the year award goes to this sleepy driver (Video)

This chocolate balloon bowl attempt was a huge bust (Video)

This sweet, sweet dog can’t bear to go for a walk without his teddy (Video)

A casual haircut turned into a wild surprise by unexpected visitor (Video)

A casual haircut gets a wild surprise from unexpected visitor (Video)

Fuel tanker fire goes from bad to totally F-CKed (Video)

After saving babies from fire, man gives most Philly interview ever (Video)

Dad: “That Popeyes sandwich made my tears taste like CHICKEN!” (Video)

Cockatoo says F**k you to your anti-nesting spikes (Video)

Dude with a Sea Doo and ’96 Taurus has physics figured out (Video)

Only a true super dad has the reflexes to catch an umbrella (Video)

A BBC-style narration is always appropriate on garbage day (Video)

At times like this you wonder if the selfie was worth the concussion (Video)

Remember those coin-operated rides at the mall? This guy doesn’t (Video)

Goes without saying but cranes and cyclones don’t mix (Video)

Karen, honey… that zip line is for the kids, not you (Video)

Cuddling a hyena causes the the most terrifying sound (Video)

With those dad shorts, he should be speedy enough to catch his mower (Video)

Adorable Bucks fan shares her art with her hero Giannis (Video)

Real-life Bullseye perfects an insanely hard knife trick (Video)

Sneaky-smooth base jumper crowns his urban jump with a high five (Video)

Holy sh*t, two simultaneous strikes is a tricky shot indeed (Video)

Paraglider takes a breathtakingly terrifying trip in a dust devil (Video)

When it’s cold in the arctic, we recommend a baby elephant seal blankie (Video)

Commuter mashes up some Kendrick Lamar with some opera (Video)

The Austrian Krampus parade looks like a Christmas party from Hell (Video)