In: Humor, I Do What I Want, Owned
I just want to win something today…
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Last August at the “I’m surrounded by assholes” party at my house, I was blindfolded and somehow tricked into decapitating a piñata of myself.
It was all good fun until I found out the editors had ordered three more. And one slug at a time, they beat the shit out of me. I never forgot my editor’s devilish little deeds that day.