I thought the ‘sexual bases‘ were something we all nailed down in elementary school. It’s like spelling and arithmetic.
2×2=4 and a blowjob is third base. It’s entry-level stuff we’re talking about here, you know? We’re not gonna be revisiting these topics on the first day of class. It should be in your notes from last semester.
We interviewed some comedians (HERE) who clearly didn’t pay attention in class. Here’s the best of it.