Breaking up with someone is never a simple task – especially when the person you happen to be ending things with is threat-level-midnight insane. Not only do the odds of you getting assaulted by a bowling pin to the neck rise exponentially, but you’re fit with the task of actually removing that person from your life. It can get tricky.
That’s where this unlucky guy comes in. He simply wished to part ways with a girl he’d met a month prior, only to be met with a barrage of messages that can only be compared to someone throwing word magnets to a metallic surface hoping they arrange a hateful sentence that actually makes sense. I’m not sure where this girl draws her backwards and derogatory logic from, but I’m guessing it’s from the same place that Martin Shkreli does.
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