Gentlemen, look down. Now back to me. You’ll probably notice your legs are spread apart. I always called this “sitting in a way that doesn’t mash my balls into a painful figure-8 formation.” But apparently, I’ve been wrong this whole time. It’s called “manspreading” and it’s a heinous display of male dominance.
So this brave Russian woman decided to take a stand against the seated. She mixed a solution of bleach 30 times more powerful than the household stuff and dumped it on the oppressive loins of 70 unsuspecting woman-haters.