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Giant chopping robot chef poised to turn humans into mincemeat
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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. You can build advanced robot AI. And you can build robots capable of mass destruction. But you can’t build both. That’s just asking for all of us to be enslaved by robot overlords.
It’ll happen gradually, of course. We’ll have a solid 5-year window in the 2030s where we’ll get to bang smoking hot robot ladies, and then we’ll all be fucked. A rogue computer will hack into this bad boy, and next thing we know, we’ll be strapped to a conveyor belt, chugging along an assembly line and waiting for one of this thing’s giant knives to come down and slice us in two. And then four. And eventually dozens of finely ground human morsels ready to be fed to the robot foot soldiers to fuel their march of doom.
The chef hat is a cute touch.
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