This is why America is not slim (10 Photos)

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These photos via thisiswhyyourefat.

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  • HeartUnderTheRose

    #5 Mmmmm, cheese. I know I shouldn’t be salivating, yet I am. Then again, this is coming from someone who would love to go down a slip-n-slide covered in nacho cheese. Go ahead, judge. You know it would be awesome.

    • MichaelGS

      I would pay good money to see you wearing nothing but nacho cheese going down a slip’n’slide. I’m sure I’m not the only one either.

      I’d give deep fried mars bars a try, not sure about milky ways though.

    • joshyduo

      i think i love you…

      • MichaelGS

        hey thanks bro. I don’t swing that way but i’ll take compliments where i can get them i suppose.
        Oh wait, you were talking to Heart? now that make more sense

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          • HellHathNoFury

            I haven’t laughed hard enough to get myself in trouble at work until just now.

            • MichaelGS

              glad i could be of service HHNF. what else can i do for you this fine day?

  • MikMik

    I live in Italy and I love some of american and UK junk food but none of these are interesting..they seem colored cow shit..

  • Bob Loblaw

    I’d have sex with all this.

    Damn. Wrong set of photos.

    • Brandon

      Maybe you can write about this on your Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog :D

      • confused.

        I think I ‘maeby’ in love with both of you.

        eh? eh?

        • Gob

          Come on!

    • doo dah doo doo

      you’ve made a huge mistake

  • bodhi1990

    I’m living in Scotland rignt now and they have deep fried mars bars, pizzas, sausages, i’ve even seen a deep fried cucumber

  • Cocos Island

    KFC Elvis Double Down??

    Please, don’t let anyone eat that. Bury it in the ground if you must.

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  • Mario

    striped twinkie. i’d hit that.

  • CunningLinguist

    i live in germany, and theres just as many fatasses here in europe, if not more than america. quit giving america the bad rap that the rest of the world is guilty of as well. chive, you suck.

    • cee

      I live in holland, and don’t agree with you at all.. In europe you don’t see people as big as they are in america, and certainly not as much.

      • Unlce Fumbles

        While I don’t live in Europe, I’ve been several times and I’d say you run into as many fat people as you do in the U.S. But in most cases fat Americans are much much fatter than fat Europeans. The whole BMI thing is what makes it seem like all Americans are fatasses. I’m 6’1″ with a 32 waist, but am considered overweight.

        P.S. WTF lemonhead bread and spaghetti cake? If you’ve ate these you should just headbutt a knife.

        • MichaelGS

          Im afraid thats incorrect. There are more overweight and obese Americans than Europeans. Sure we here in the UK aren’t far behind you guys but we are way ahead of the rest of Europe ourselves. The reason why you think we’re fatter than we are and visa versa is because its usually an urban problem, and where are all the tourist attractions? Pretty much urban areas.

          • SteelCageMatchWhatUp

            I live in America and I’m fat as shit

      • Anonymous

        You know America actually isn’t the fattest per capita, that’s Australia. The main reason America is pointed out is because our population is HUGE compared to a lot of European countries, and so of course there will be more fat people here as well. (and more skinny people, at that) And besides, most Europeans I talk to, at least western Europeans, agree that there are just as many fatties around their countries as in America.

        • Simpson

          Which is incorrect. The US started a way of life many western countries followed. The US were ahead in a lot of things, including obesitas. Too bad this trend is a nasty one.

          • MichaelGS

            30% of American’s are classed as obese (BMI of 30+). Mexicos is 2nd. Australia is 3rd

  • Lokobo


    I just came.


  • top dog

    “You are what you eat” That shit is gross!!

  • MasterDebater

    OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. Who eats these, really.

  • shouldbeworkingtoday

    Fat Bastard — that could gag a maggot

  • schango

    #4: isn’t that already a choco-dile

  • Roscoe

    Come on, a corn banana has to be healthier than a corn dog, doesn’t it?

  • NTFW

    i’m not really a dessert kind of guy – I’d go with the DOUBLE DOWN honestly… hold the elvis.

  • fourtwenty

    america…….FUCK YEAH! Jerry ‘ShitForBrains’ Seinfeld—————>

  • Jones

    I need to try #8

  • yo face!

    deep fried mars bars was our idea!
    Come to scotland and you can get anything deep fried! (although i’ve never tried any deep fried mars bars)

  • JamJam

    Excuse me while I go and vomit.
    Hold back my hair, would you?

  • Curious

    I want to know just how high that person was to come up with lemonhead bread

  • robin yates

    if you eat like a pig, you will look like a pig,some of these sweet “treats ” must have been thought up by someone with a deathwish

  • doo dah doo doo

    i’d def try #3 and #7.

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