Kids wreck shop (26 Photos)

  • SaintxXxAsh

    #19 stretchmarks -shudder- i would show that picture to my kid every day of their life because there’s no way that’s just going to snap back into normalcy.

    • Mephistopheles

      Save that and show your teenage daughter.

  • OneClownShoe

    On second thought, I think I will get that vasectomy.

  • Lolwut?

    I’m not gonna have any kids..

    • RubberDogTurds

      agreed. ladies and gentlemen, get your woman on the shot for BC. I never, EVER even have a period… i’m talking mutlple advantages here!

      • McBeastie

        That’s a relief, because most of the Chivers shouldn’t be breeding anyway based on a lot of the comment sections. Thank you Chive for this possible deterrent to the procreation of your fans.

      • sad.

        my gf is on the shot…i miss blow job week.

        • HellHathNoFury

          Sorry you have a shitty girlfriend.
          awesome girls don’t have to even be asked.

          • MichaelGS

            then why do i find myself always asking you?!

            (sorry had to be done 😉 )

  • Mustafa_Beer

    Its posts like this that make me enjoy the fact that my kids are passed that age…

  • MightyJoeYoung

    Psh, children would be fun to have! Certainly it takes work but they are part of you.

  • Big Bob

    I think my kids did just about all of those things when they were that young too, from pouring way too much fish food into the tank, to drawing all over the walls when we weren’t looking, to pouring all the baby powder all over the bed, we’ve seen it all. It may surprise those who aren’t parents yet but they were much easier to take care of back then, then they are now in their pre-teen years (do they really have to argue over everything?).

  • zym

    #24 – I don’t know who snuck into my van to take that pic, but the least you could have done was picked up the shit a little. Common courtesy.

  • Phreaky

    What this really shows is what happens when you don’t watch your kids.

    • Realistic Parent

      Says the person who NEVER has to answer the phone, see who knocked on the door, takes time to wash a load of clothes, gets breakfast or lunch ready, change the other kid’s diaper, give the other kid a bath, go to the bathroom, check the mail, take the garbage out….did I leave anything out? In a perfect world you can keep an eye on each of your kids 24/7 but every one of us parents live in reality.

      • Pshhh.

        Oh okay… cause i bet your the perfect parent!? If you want to have kids, you have to be dedicated…. it can be done… you have to teach them not to do things like this not just clean up after them. If to you parenting is such hard work… then dont have kids. simple.

  • MissChris

    Ugh….. Kids gross me out.

  • top dog

    #22, I didn’t do it! Hehehehe.
    They are just playing, next time keep an eye on em.

  • LOL

    #7 Vomit is gross. I don’t care if it is baby vomit. 😦
    #16 Cinnamon/Pepper/whatever goldfish anyone? 🙂 LOL

  • shanshan13

    #4 was totally me as a kid… My parents used to always threaten to throw out all my markers.

  • metalcool36

    I did just about all of this as a kid… But if you fall asleep around me you’ll almost always end up like the kids in #1

  • Jon without the h

    I work with reposessed vehicles and I see #24 at least 5 times a day. If you think it looks bad, you should smell it.

  • reecedawg

    funny, because it’s somebody else, Reece love the kids, but no more, neva eva eva eva eva!!!!!!!!

  • keithp420

    perfect excuses for my girlfriend to start swallowing…

  • aosux

    Timeout will not cut it in these situations.

  • Spiderpig615

    I think I am going to by more condoms.

  • Mattythegooch

    My 4 dogs are less destructive than these crotchgobblins!

  • Gaetano

    i am a young parent in early 20’s with twins and all i have to say is the thing i have learned about kids is boys just fuck shit up all the time but girls will do terrible things to your mind like i get calls from the schools saying that my daughter is like mind fucking kids into doing terrible things like talking them into spitting into teachers cups or putting tacks on teachers seat, mostly stuff to teachers. My son however just breaks anything in his path, mostly his toys and old expensive kinda like i did. I love them both to death but damn, should have worn a condom

  • Gaetano

    expensive electronics ^

  • MindIsBottled

    #1 is the Matrix Twins

  • kjellupa

    Sometimes a kid just needs a good smack

  • powersticks

    Fuck kids. All they do it take your money and destroy your stuff that you work hard for. I’m sorry for ever being a kid.

  • amanda

    fucking hate children. love seeing posts like these because it even further strengthens my conviction to not have the little demons.

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