More food that will keep you NOT slim (10 Photos)

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  • HeartUnderTheRose

    Yeah, I will most definitely take number 4. As for number 8 . . . well, the way the filling looks is just . . . um, yeah.

    • HellHathNoFury

      Yeah, thank God I’m not the only one whose mind went to internet images that were tucked into my ‘repressed memories’ file.

      • CunningLinguist

        that makes two of us….. no more hotdog time! no more!

  • HellHathNoFury

    Oddly enough, these all fit into two categories:
    Food That Makes Me Want To Vomit
    What I Need More Than Air While Drunk

    • Viper

      You’re damn right, the twisted hot dog and the tall oreo are pretty epic, but the … well, basically the rest of it is all disgusting..

      • Windsknight

        Hey …. #6 its not disgusting , i will try it today!!! …. =D

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  • Robbo

    mmm, I can feel my arteries hardening by just looking at these

  • Anonymous

    that hot dog looks like a colon

    • Roscoe

      Wow, there’s an image I didn’t need!! LOL, thanks!!

      • Anonymous

        Two words; human centipede. Google it

        • HeartUnderTheRose

          I don’t need to google it. I saw the trailer for it on YouTube, and that is some fucked up shit! O_o

          • TexWatson

            I saw that too. Fucking sick movie. I want to see it. They are even making a sequel with 6 people instead of 3.

            I wish I knew how to embed a youtube clip.

  • doo dah doo doo

    those cheese fries in the cone look pretty great. #10 can diaf though… the dogs and cheese don’t even look cooked.

  • Dong Imus


    • sfmountainbiker

      “Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs – -all next week on Town Talk.”

      Oh, man what a great movie. As indicated by Doo Dah Doo Doo’s comment, I think this reference flew above the heads of most. You don’t cook a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich! Watch UHF.

      • Dong Imus

        I’m proud to say i’ve had a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich and it is NOT as delicious as it looks

  • zym

    I’ll take the bottle in #7

  • SaintxXxAsh

    The only thng that was appealing to me were the cheese fries. I haven’t had ‘junk’ food in so long and now I’m craving chili cheese fries from tommys.

  • Zach

    6 ftw. Anything with Gruyere is win

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  • Anonymous

    I’d eat #1.

  • aleXTC

    i can hear you getting fatter. I would definitely run a train on those cheese fries but as for all that other stuff, i would have to be soo stoned to eat

  • andipoo magoo

    AH, just looking at them made me take a giant shit.

  • MasterDebater

    #8 doesn’t seem so bad. Hmmm…

  • dt520

    I actually had a friend order a BLT at IHOP once, he said “I’ll have a BLT… hold the LT, extra B”.

  • sarah

    Wow – is this pregnancy food? or do ‘ahem’ normal people eat this crazy weirdness?

    (Then again… I’ll take an order of…)

  • Malacoda

    #2 is from Calgary Ab. downtown.

  • childofthenephilim

    What kind of epic hangover needs a 100 bacon slice sandwich?

  • Jaf

    I’ll have to vouch for #2, Tubby Dog’s “Sherm’s Ultimate Gripper”. Gripper because you can feel your arteries in a tight hold a little while later hehe.

  • Equalizer

    America, the fattest country in the world

    • ziegefucker

      pretty much. now where are you from again?

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  • MichaelGS

    #1 needs to be delivered to my door right now!

    Also I will have to try #8 next time easter rolls around

  • aaa

    I was going to gnaw on a piece of raw, organic jicama, but I changed my mind.

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