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More food that will keep you NOT slim (10 Photos)


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  1. Anonymous says:

    yum

  2. HeartUnderTheRose says:

    Yeah, I will most definitely take number 4. As for number 8 . . . well, the way the filling looks is just . . . um, yeah.

  3. HellHathNoFury says:

    Oddly enough, these all fit into two categories:
    Food That Makes Me Want To Vomit
    and
    What I Need More Than Air While Drunk

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  5. Robbo says:

    mmm, I can feel my arteries hardening by just looking at these

  6. Anonymous says:

    that hot dog looks like a colon

  7. doo dah doo doo says:

    those cheese fries in the cone look pretty great. #10 can diaf though… the dogs and cheese don’t even look cooked.

  8. Dong Imus says:

    UHF!

    • sfmountainbiker says:

      “Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs – -all next week on Town Talk.”

      Oh, man what a great movie. As indicated by Doo Dah Doo Doo’s comment, I think this reference flew above the heads of most. You don’t cook a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich! Watch UHF.

  9. zym says:

    I’ll take the bottle in #7

  10. SaintxXxAsh says:

    The only thng that was appealing to me were the cheese fries. I haven’t had ‘junk’ food in so long and now I’m craving chili cheese fries from tommys.

  11. Zach says:

    6 ftw. Anything with Gruyere is win

  12. Anonymous says:

    I’d eat #1.

  13. aleXTC says:

    i can hear you getting fatter. I would definitely run a train on those cheese fries but as for all that other stuff, i would have to be soo stoned to eat

  14. andipoo magoo says:

    AH, just looking at them made me take a giant shit.

  15. MasterDebater says:

    #8 doesn’t seem so bad. Hmmm…

  16. dt520 says:

    I actually had a friend order a BLT at IHOP once, he said “I’ll have a BLT… hold the LT, extra B”.

  17. sarah says:

    Wow – is this pregnancy food? or do ‘ahem’ normal people eat this crazy weirdness?

    (Then again… I’ll take an order of…)

  18. Malacoda says:

    #2 is from Calgary Ab. downtown.

  19. childofthenephilim says:

    What kind of epic hangover needs a 100 bacon slice sandwich?

  20. Jaf says:

    I’ll have to vouch for #2, Tubby Dog’s “Sherm’s Ultimate Gripper”. Gripper because you can feel your arteries in a tight hold a little while later hehe.

  21. Equalizer says:

    America, the fattest country in the world

  22. says:

    ou est la poutine?

  23. MichaelGS says:

    #1 needs to be delivered to my door right now!

    Also I will have to try #8 next time easter rolls around

  24. aaa says:

    I was going to gnaw on a piece of raw, organic jicama, but I changed my mind.

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