Kids like haircuts like I like being told Santa Claus isn’t real (27 Photos)

  • Rikky Bobby

    If you're not first you're last!

    • chrisdg74

      You certainly are the numero uno douchebag.

      • Rikky Bobby

        Why do you want to listen to the stereo while you're watching TV?
        Why am I still talking to you, we're not friends anymore.

    • Reese Bobby

      "Oh, hell, Ricky, I was high when I said that. I mean, that doesn't make any sense at all. 'You're first or you're last' You– You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth."

    • Cal Naughton Jr.

      best movie ever….. damn i wish ricky was here…

  • Eric

    My office is next door to a barbershop and the kids that cry can be heard through the wall. At some point in the future it’ll be legal to smack those kids and their parents.

  • chrisdg74

    Why all the crying wee ones? Chive, to make up for this, you need to post another "Women With Lower Back Problems" post-haste.

  • 'Merica


  • bob malugalugalugalugalugaluga

    I don’t know what it is, but Asian kids crying is just funny.

  • krisb

    I love how the parents are always laughing.

    • Tommybhoy

      Evil bastards!!! Revenge will be mine soon!

  • Clickawhat

    John, Santa Claus isn't real.

    • Jen

      sit down and let the lady cut your hair or i will kill santa claus

  • Bgkid

    #17 seems staged, but great camera work

  • Jaxk

    Chive likes stealing posts from izismile like I like masterbating.

    • Deeveeus

      Will you fucking douche nozzles stop fucking complaining about stolen posts, the guys saw it, figured the NORMAL people who only look at a blog or two max a day would enjoy seeing this…and I enjoyed it, quit yer bitchin' tool

      • Jaxk

        Normal people dont use the phrase "douche nozzles".

        • SlickWillie

          I'm normal. I use it.

      • Sarah

        LMAO Deeveeus…..

        and in principle I agree

        I love the chive, I like the humour, the girls & the fun – I even have two motivational posters adorning my wall at work (although I've had to cover the F* work up with blu-tac! meh) and whilst I appreciate some people have all the time in the world to visit all the sites they can, I don't…

        Chive – the one stop shop for LOL'dom, babes and, well – whatever else…

    • Duh

      Well I'm starting to like it. What I saw on Izismile yesterday will be here today. I just skip the pictures and come stright to the comments here at the chive. I spend less time at the chive now. I mean it's all the same except for pix of girls here and of course all the chivers comments.

  • bob

    Maybe the first hair that grows from a childs head is magical and the only hope for mankind… the kids know… but the adults have forgotten… it's a terrible cycle… we're all doomed

  • the real mccoy

    Where's the Zohan when you need him.

  • Equalizer

    #4 – You'll be crying too with that haircut

  • Cheez-Stick

    Why is the kid in #24 crying? That looks like a good day to me!

  • buttercup

    #17 is so adorable.
    #23 is like "I'd better get TWO f***ing lollipops for this shit."

  • MiPo_TheGoat

    Thank god no mohawks in this post….if i see another toddler with a mo/ fauhawk im punching each of the parents in the taint

  • Jay

    I just like how are the parents are laughing

  • HellHath NoFury

    Wow. How disgusting. My child never acted like that. I'll bet most of those kids are undisciplined little monsters anyways, that's why their parents are laughing and think it's so cute.

    • Da Cuntstabber

      Yeah whatever perfect mom dyke

    • Frankie Muniz

      Yeah I'm sure your kid loves living in your household. I guess little adults should pop right out of the womb.

      Get a grip bitch; they're children you fucking hag.

  • Mark

    there like dogs, if u give em affection while crying, they somewhere in there little brains think its good..

  • Buffet

    Shut those damned brats up!!

  • Scott

    why is it so traumatic for the little kids? And gawd could we get a more uncomfortable gallery? Personally I'm kinda turned off by crying toddlers. It could only get worse if it was video of them crying. Or worse yet seated right next to me in a Dennys.

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  • Da Cuntstabber

    This is, I don't know why, my favorite post

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