• chivemaster

    In the time he spent making this video, he could have driven to the dollar store and purchased a colouring book.

    • whitechickrofl

      but this was funnier, lol. we all benefit from this rant. he relieves stress off of him, and we get to laugh our ass off. thank you, funny black guy, thank you!

    • Dive master

      you arent fucking funny gay bitch. in the time of posting your dumbass comment you could have sucked your dad's dong again.

      • Dive master

        i was talking to chivemaster of course

  • Dildobot5000

    did you mean profound… or profane?

  • King of Zamunda

    Man, Obama sure has put on a lot of weight!

    • Black momba

      u little bitch dont be talkin shit u racist fuck holla at me


    Hooooo boy, back in my day, we used to make our own damn games. And, hoooooooo, I loved to play me some DOCTOR. Ladies?

  • MoD

    Colouring books – that shit is real.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      -1 for spelling it the "British" way!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/bartolcbabich Bartol Babich

        -1 for giving a damn.

    • Vivian Ip

      Shut the fuck up my name is Vivian Ip and ill suck ur dick

  • Big Los

    "They got midgets in der, high-fivin' doin' back flips!" How I wish this were true…

    This social commentary belongs on the front page of CNN.com.

  • http://www.facebook.com/AnythingCanHappenInTheNextHalfHour Rob Rodriguez Eduardo Jordan

    thats prick is gonna die! nobody says toy story 3 is shit!

    • Vivian Ip

      nigga how old are u little cock sucker bout he gonna die nigga fuck you

    • Mrs. Jordan

      toy story it self is gay as fuck toys becoming alive when their master is not there. is that y my dildo is broken half the time i try to use it?

  • Jonathan

    The guy's commentary is run-on and boring, but his point is well taken. It should be called "Popular Toys R Us".

    • ih8faggits

      not funny…

  • Phil

    Wow that was amazing.

    Was that other person a guy or girl at the end? It was sure fat and ugly, whatever it was.

    • phillies

      the guy in the end is your future husband phil

  • wickedjack

    and i thought I was good at ranting! No one can rant like this guy!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    fucking whales on steroids!!!!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    fucking midgets high fiving!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      don't forget the back flips

  • SweetAwesomeness

    fucking mexican barbies!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001411664615 Palin Comparison

    Hey hey hey … leave Mario out of this.

  • Earth Child

    This is the one thing that pisses me of the most, why is it he can yell of the N word in every sentence but if anyone else even whispers the damn word even in a none derogatory manner we get called racist. If these Americans (as labeling them Afro American is bullshit they were born in America they have an american passport its like calling the dutch or Irish that came to the US when it was first founded Dutch American or Irish American ) so desperatly want the end of the use of this word then quit freeking using it

    • SweetAwesomeness

      its all a matter of the last letter….if it ends with "R" yes likely you are a racist…..if it ends with "A" then its all good homie!!! i truly dont think the N word really offends most like it did back in the day….damn crackers! lol

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Odd, that. I'm from Africa, an African-American, as are a couple of other white Chivers, and if I drove through the hood screaming 'wassup nigga' out my Volvo, I would be dead at the next stop sign.

        • McBeastie

          You never know, they could embrace you. Maybe you should try it just to see what happens.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Funny. As much as you'd love to see me die, I've had to have this conversation with every black person who asks where I'm from. I've had many that say nothing, or ask honest questions, and others that call me a racist bitch and start fights.

            • McBeastie

              Yeah, but are you seriously angry that you don't get to use the "n" word? Why would you even care? I think they have the right to use the word the way they see fit and I'm fine with having no say in it.
              But that's as serious as I'm going to get. So I need to insult you before I leave….hmmmm….I guess I'd say…to the people that call you a racist bitch….I think they are only part right. I don't think you're racist.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                I'm not at all upset over who 'can' or 'cannot' use derogatory words against black people, but the double-standard here is that I am not supposed to get angry when I was called a 'cracker' or a honkey or a Jew or any other rotten thing thrown at me, because I'm white. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

                • SweetAwesomeness

                  why would you get mad at being called a cracker? or a jew? or a arrogant bitch…..whatever it is…who cares.? live your life…let people think what they want… because theyre always going to talk shit regardless…..stay above the madness and youll be alright! HHNF you should know this already…as much as i see people here talk shit about you….i doubt you go home and cry into your pillow every night? amiright?

                  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                    No one was supposed to know that, bro.
                    Same for people upset about the 'n' word. Don't gripe if you don't want to hear the other side, yo.

        • SweetAwesomeness

          its called using common sense….lets not be stupid……no one in their right mind drives a volvo let alone one with windows that work….! lol

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            It's my fire truck. I can run it into a brick wall and it still loves me. I didn't mean to, though.

            • MiPo1977

              Volvo love!!!! Had a 75…in my family until it finally rusted out a few years back…..in 1992 i got nailed in it by a Buick….Buick got towed away and i drove away with just a few scratches

  • PewPew

    "You ain't got no coloring things"

    Homie, they're called CRAYONS.

    • Big Los

      Or Markers…
      Or Colored Pencils…

    • chrisdg74

      Or chalk
      Or paint

    • pewpewdewdew

      homie, they are called dildos. im pretty sure youve seen it in your dads bedroom shelf

  • bittles

    Monopoly is longer than Bio-Shock 2. Amazing. ha 🙂

  • chrisdg74

    "My balls smell like a mufuxin episode of Jersey Shore"
    "What I'ma do? Put one titty here. One titty there?"

  • chrisdg74

    "You wanna whip me, bitch? You wanna whip me, huh?"
    This guy would be TV gold.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    i have a solution for this moron. don't go there for coloring books. its a kids store dumbass. of course you can't use that jungle gym. ignorant fuck. got to Michael's for you coloring books

    • BlackMamba

      Wow seriously? You took this video seriously?

    • terry burke is gay

      you motherfuckin gay piece of shit. you are just the gayest person ive ever met dude, its a fuckin video you dont have to go all critical and shit about it bitch ass hoe. you the ignorant fuck bitch

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    AW Hells to tha nizzo! He juss say Fuck Mario?! Oh naw he diunt! Yow bitch ass best be representin.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    And they are racist. Against coloring books. Because they're colored.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Well, obviously, we got a racist in Toys R Us, he ranting errbuddy out dere.

  • Patrick

    Why is he playing monopoly for fifteen hours?

  • Bud Ugly

    Despite the fact that the Toys R Us near me has plenty of coloring books, technically, a coloring book is a book, not a toy. So it's not exactly a point to rant about, but I still giggled at times.

    • Dayna Fox

      nigga u are bud ugly soo y dont u just dont comment seeen before i fuck your shit up
      And if its a ting add my msn Kobecantbestopped@hotmail.com

      • Lau

        I'm sorry, I speak English. I don't know what the hell you are speaking.

        • ihateasiansperiod

          nigga Lau who the fuck are you bitch are you gay for Bud Ugly standing up for him like that?? Your name sounds asian you speak some fucking english chink.

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