10 epic Facebook PWNS have me on the floor (10 Photos)

These hilarious photos via guyism.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

    Darius FTW

    • Gordon of Hesselink

      that black guy better be kidding emily

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Maybe if he were white, the mom wouldn't have had an issue?

        • ANON chiver

          it was her dad.. and i'm pretty sure any father would get pissed reading a post like that from some dude talking about his daughter.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            Okay, father. But he mentioned, 'black' instead of his name.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000856050565 George Danger Cruz

              c'mon. no self respecting parent would call anyone who disrespected their daughter like that and they knew about it by its name. Its not always about race. its just moments. and its easier to say, Blank guy just fucking blank.

        • Darius

          Your a racist bitch

        • dietroll

  • BigDingo

    some kind of crazy meta paradox going on her… a repost of repost of a compilation of posts from another website:'(

    I like the chive the most when the content is original or at least a different mix then I've seen in other places a week ago.

    • Maddog

      How about this… Instead of sitting in you bathrobe picking at your genitals, or procrastinating at your deadend shitty job, or whatever the f you do… start your own website, then try to provide comical content, EVERYDAY, that is not only hilarious and gets people through their day, but IS original and sometimes enlightening (With a side of scantily clothed, absolutely banging women).

      You achieve that, and you have a small fraction of the right to diss thechive.


      • nemesis

        Looks like we gots to break out the shock collar ag'in….

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Tweens should NOT be allowed to operate computers or heavy machinery.

  • chrisdg74

    Darius has been leaving love stains on the back seat. WIN.
    Teachers and students as FB friends? Can Chris Hansen be far behind?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

    Don't like the person you're with? Fucking break up with them, morons.

  • nemesis

    Looks like Bill got lucky in the end after all.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      My thoughts exactly. Saved him the effort of a face-to-face breakup with a girl that is evidently unstable and insecure enough to create a fake FB account to entrap her boyfriend.

      • HANK

        Ya plus this dirty bitch didnt even try to call him on the not showering thing must be true fuckn dirty whore

  • Bud Ugly

    Ashley seems like a bitch — that was totally entrapment. Hehe.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      See above comment.

      • nemesis

        So you think that entrapment was the way to go? Here's Bill, trying to give the relationship a chance and watching it decline and his psycho bitch girlfriend puts the nail in the coffin by, instead of actually talking to him, going on some crazy trip with a fake Facebook account.

        He's well shot of her.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          If he thought those things of her and was rude enough to speak disrespectfully of her to another person, he should have left her. Entrapment is not right, but often an inkling on your partner's infidelity is Incorrect, and it's best to make sure.
          Bottom line: he should have left her if he didn't like what he had. if you don't like the home cookin, don't come home, don't eat, and sure as hell don't complain about it.

          • bear

            You eat at home until you find a new one. Sometimes that means eating at a few fast food restaurants when you missed dinner… Woman like you supporting this fucked up behaviour is the reason we are dicks to you dumb bitches 🙂

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              If you keep banging something you think isn't worth your time, that just degrades you. You're only as awesome as the shittiest person you've been with.

            • Madison

              You seem like a real catch. Is it okay for us "dumb bitches" to go through a few fast food restaurants?

              • HANK

                You bitches do this shit all the time and whats worse you actually have "feelings" for your fast food restaurants stfu

      • Super Unique Name

        Wow, HellHath NoFury, I am so totally impressed w/ your, "See above comment." and, "Don't like the person you're with? Fucking break up with them, morons." It's like you write an amazingly witty comment and then return to make sure people read it. Aw man, thank god we have attention mongering, desperate artistic types around here. I mean, look at the intricate level on which your reply and original comment relate to each other. Amazing! The depth and insight of your wisdom is unfathomable! I admire your devotion to your knowledge and making sure people see it.

        • http://www.facebook.com/jmitchell6799 Joey Mitchell


        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          It's called an email notification. Had you heard of it?
          Please, inform the 50+ strangers that email me every week looking for advice on personal issues that I'm an idiot. Please.
          That means that I cannot have short, simple and harsh opinions just like everyone else. If you set the bar high enough, once you say something that everyone else says, you're a moron. Odd, that.

          • bear

            then start a blog site and stop fucking complaining all the time

          • dietroll

            The other posts show you're trying to show intelligence that doesn't exist.

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      Uh, maybe she had a suspicion and tested him and he fucking failed because he's an inconsiderate prick? There were likely circumstances that led them up to that point.

      • nemesis

        For god's sake Beau, I'm starting to think you ARE HHNF. Get a spine, man. GEEZ.

        • timmy

          Yep…has to be the same person.

          If not, HHNF this is the person sifting through your trashcans at night.

      • nemesis

        Beau, I'm starting to believe that you and hhnf are the same person.

        She "tested" him by going to the trouble of setting up a fake Facebook account. Do you even realise how crazy that is? If she had suspicions he would cheat, then I wonder why she would think such a thing? Maybe because she's a complete psycho? Perhaps?

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          We are very like-minded and are best friends. You'll be shocked to hell to see pics of us together since we are, of course, the same person. Of course no two people can have similar thoughts, especially when they are friends.

          • mork

            He's not best friends with you. He is probably head over heels in love with you and you keep playing him, keeping the hope up that his pathetic ass might actually get a piece.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              Ha! You DO know I don't like men, RIGHT?! RIGHT?! Hahahahhahah, ohh, that's rich.

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

          So it takes a complete psycho to suspect of cheating? Not repeatedly getting cheated on in the past, or perhaps he has a history of cheating on girlfriends. Maybe he's been hanging out with a different group of dudes who are extra slimy recently. I'm saying you don't know the circumstances behind it. You're also defending an asshole who was offering to cheat on his GF instead of being a man and telling her it's not working out and breaking up with her. That makes you a scumbag all the same.

          • nemesis

            Similarly, you don't know the circumstances and you're defending a passive aggressive borderline sociopath. So I guess that makes me a scumbag and you a sycophantic prick who is yet to experience the Fury of your BFFs pathetic pseudonym. It will come, my friend. You mark my words.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              He's dealt with me, I'm not that bad.

      • bear

        really dude……. prepare to have your nutz and dignity walked on you chump!

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

          So I get to pick between nuts and dignity, or being happy with a girl who's not 100% perfect? I've actually got both. Thanks for the "warning" though. Good to hear you're husband material.

      • andrea

        i agree….he failed the test…as so many men do

    • andrea

      oorrr he is a just another loser trying to get with a chick while he has a girlfriend…i just dont get men, why not just be single?????? i just dont get it, if i wanted to sleep around id be single and avoid all the drama…i dont think it was insecure of her or entrapment b/c she got the truth out of him. if she never left that last comment then he wouldnt have known. personally i would have set the date and met him downtown…that would have been better

      • nemesis

        You know what, you're right. Even if she was totally lying to him and manipulating him, it's all ok because the truth came out. What she, and apparently what you don't realise is that at the same time she was learning about how he would probably like to sleep with a hot woman (shock horror – a guy who wants to sleep with a hot woman!), he was learning that his girlfriend of 8 months has finally gone over to the bad place and probably won't be returning for some time.

        It sure has been an interesting lesson, whether the thread was fake or not.

  • coocoocuchoo

    i would love it if these were real.

    it comes to mind, who the fuck spends time writting these? i rekon one or two are real, but you can just tell by the context and language used in most that they are contrived.

  • Yo Mamma

    Saving money on Child Support!!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!

  • vince

    If IQ minimums were required, Facebook would be out of business….

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #10, called that one

  • Simon

    lol last one.. btw if anyone wants the pwning teacher as friend, here he is; http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000003980

  • fasterthanu

    lol why would you add your teacher on facebook

  • bear

    FIRSTly, what kind of cunt sets her BF up for failure… being some internet dirt whore!

    Does a lion not eat steak thats thrown in its face?

    Do squirrels not eat peanuts that are fed to them?

    Obviously, a dude is going to bang a hot chick over his boring crazy psycho (apparently stinky unhygenic dirt hamster) of a girlfriend.

    Keep doing your thing Bill.

    FUCK THIS BITCH… in my mind she is the cheater…

    Fuckin squirrels are all about their nuts!

    • andrea

      yes obviously he was a duche bag since he wouldve skrewed her if she was real

    • Shamisen

      So, I'm guessing that you're Bill…

  • equalizermax

    These are the reasons why I DON'T have a facebook account…

  • http://www.facebook.com/can.oktem Can Öktem


    • avoidz

      Mostly fake. Seen many of these before, debunked.

  • floscar

    Wow, Bill, in the future, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Also fuck her, if she set you up like this then she was crazy from the get go.

  • Da Sandman

    #3 = owned

  • john

    Dude half of them looks fake

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000539478590 Paul Lindblad

    The sad part is number 4 speaks such truth and wisdom……………….LOL

  • somethingcreative

    trolololol! 10 got it good!

  • http://www.facebook.com/steven.vargas1 Steven Vargas

    Idk if it just me, but when i saw that in CAPS LOCK i could hear her screaming.

  • Gandalf..

    that's why they have privacy settings these days…

  • http://theberry.com dtrick520

    No kidding about the 8 months down the drain, anyone male or female that makes a fake profile to test their significant other is a fuckin weirdo with way too much time on their hands.

  • mipo2010

    Let's see, so Bill is doing what typical teen males do and Ashley's displaying passive aggressive sociopath behavior….Not the way to go about it but he's better off

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