Let’s have ourselves a pizza flame war, shall we? (6 Photos)

So I guess a fight erupted in the comments yesterday over who had the best slice in the world. I haven't seen it but all three parties involved emailed me last night to state their case. So I thought we'd leave it to our Chivers to decide this. I have eaten at Lou Malnati's a few times and I think it's something special. But is it the BEST? Possibly...

  • guest

    Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

    • Dug
  • The Real D. Nozzle

    First you fags.

    • ohhhh yaaaa

      you aint first Douche

    • Pheeshy

      You fail douchebag

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      Why you tryin' to claim my name son? Fucking imposter ain't got no class.

    • Raul Duke

      You mean "fist" as in what's in your ass right now.

    • Dug
  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000002013938 Roberto Barreiro

    if bitches like Uppercrust i take uppercrust to lure in the bitches 😀

    And yes, simple is Better 😀 always loved a KISS

    • Dug
  • MichaelScott

    let me let you all in on a little secret…. in the little travelled part of NYC known as Times Square there is a tiny little place, that is, without a shadow of doubt, the best kept secret in the land, just off 7th Ave on 47th street, you heard it here first… Sbarro.

    • Keith

      Sbarro? Are you out of your mind? They sell that shit at the fucking mall!

      That being said, and I'll probably get flamed for this, my favorite pizza is Luigis. Especially the one in Jersey that I got fired from.

      • McBeastie

        Me thinks you might have missed the joke. And I don't take pizza advice from someone who can't detect sarcasm.

        Good day sir.

    • jason in pc

      everyone knows pizza hut pan pizza is the best! its this little mom and pop place near where i live, although i do believe they advertise nationally for some reason?!?! maybe because there sooooo good and we do live in a tourist destination here….. anyway if you ever in PC you have to check them out! they are the best!

    • anonymous

      Nice! authentic italian cuisine…BOOM POW SURPRISE!

  • MaxPower


    • Spiderpig615

      I'ma let you finish but PIZZA HUT HAS ONE OF THE BEST PIZZAS OF ALL TIME!!!!

      • pizzafreek

        LMAO (too funny-spit my Coke out) …..ahhh Kanye–what a class act you are. Please stop using our Oxygen.

  • ssf

    It always amazes me that everyone thinks the best pizza in the world just happens to be from the pizzeria that's a few blocks from their house.

    • Marklar

      Did you know that there's scientific evidence that the universe revolves around every living being?

    • austin

      False. I think the best pizza in the world is in Italy. That crust is so good…

    • mike

      possibly why your mother and I can't quit each other

    • Smithers

      The closest Lou's to me is over 50 miles and I'd still drive there to get it.

      • ssf

        If you drive fifty miles for anything other than getting into a hot girl's pants (not to wear, sissy…to sleep with) you're an idiot.

        And probably very fat (fifty miles for pizza…c'mon now). Consider jogging there.

  • Sizzle

    Thin, huge slices of boardwalk style pizza. My favorite pizza can be found by the Jersey shore. God, I'm hungry now. Thanks.

    • HUrrrrr

      absolutely. couldnt agree more. had pizza from supposedly good places all over, and nothing compares

      • mca

        Sawmill FTW, also Pete and Eldas in the Jersey shore area.

    • LatinaChicksFTW

      You are so right, Boardwalk Thin Slices are the best.

    • Trixie

      Mack 'n Manco's on the Boardwalk. Ocean City NJ Fantastic!

      • Paul

        Just down the road fro Wildwood New Jersey. Have to check it out this summer.

    • Paul

      Sam's Pizza, Wildwood New Jersey.

  • Bob

    or probably someplace in italy

  • MaggotMouth

    What's really sad is that Americans think they have the best pizza.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1093488369 Brian Alfonso

      Well, that's their opinion. Everybody has the right to have an opinion.

      • V4Vendetta14

        I love that the right to ones own opinion gets thumbs down!!!

    • Turd Cutter

      Hey ASS HAT ! , The Pizza that is being referred to above is "American Style " Pizza.

      Haters Gonna Hate

      • maybe

        Sure looks like pizza I've had in various places all over the damn world.

        • Turd Cutter

          NSS ! But again its American Style pizza !!

    • mike

      whats really sad is you have to get on an american website to get your rocks off. fuck you

    • OwnerOfYou

      And where have you eaten pizza other than the States? I've had it in England, Germany, France, Italy, Austria, Canada, Puerto Rico, and plenty of cities here in the States… NYC, Boston, Chicago, New Orleans, Philly and more…

      The best slice is in NYC, and out of the 3 listed above Lou's blows them all away! STFU GTFO!

      • OwnerOfYou

        And where have you eaten pizza other than the States? I've had it in England, Germany, France, Italy, Austria, Canada, Puerto Rico, and plenty of cities here in the States… NYC, Boston, Chicago, New Orleans, Philly and more…

        F*ck, my bad. I meant to say Joe's… I got heated up son!

        • URDumb

          You a fat ass pizza lover. Who goes to Germany and eats pizza? French pizza? Really? Puerto Rico for pizza? I bet you order hamburgers at Asian places. Idiot.

  • chrisdg74

    Damn, I'm hungry for pizza now, and it's only 9am.

  • ohhhh yaaaa

    Imos is best

    • Ryan

      I hate pizza from St. Louis. That provel cheese is complete shit.

    • Smithers

      It cut's itself

  • Pete

    Everyone knows there are only 2 good pizzas in the world. Hot & Cold.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Cold breakfast pizza = AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Sizzle

    Actually no, I lied. The best pizza I ever had was in Rome. There's an East Coast chain called "Ledo Pizza" that comes close. Sicilian square style (no fucking crust) and the best sauce I've ever had. I think they put sugar in it.

    • Mike

      As a former Ledo's employee, I can tell you that you are correct about the sugar.

    • V4Vendetta14

      Ledo's was one of my favorites when I lived in MD. Crumbled hamburger meat & sliced tomatoes as the toppings. My mouth is watering remembering…

  • Dennis Fail

    Upper Crust isn't even the best pizza in Boston. Locations in Beacon Hill and West Roxbury…uppity pig swill. Hit up Santarpio's in Eastie or any place in the North End and you will get a better pie.

    • Bostonian

      I second Santarpio's, YES.

    • Danny P

      Wasn't the Upper Crust involved in major illegal operations? Employing a ton of illegal aliens and unperpaying employees and being general assholes of employees?

      PS – Pequod's in Chicago FTTCW (For The Thick Crust Win).

  • Dakota

    DiCarlo's is the best square pizza ever.

    • Shoestring

      Buddy's in Detroit.

  • Rob

    upper crust is only good if you have never had ny pizza

  • Classik

    Poor amercians, you call that Pizza, LOL! You've never seen a real pizza! The first one is far away from being a pizza, doesn't even have a pizza aspect (bleah). The second one looks pretty ok, but who knows the taste. The third one is to thin and becomes uneatable after 5 minutes…

    • ikindalikeapples

      if you're gonna insult us, please learn to spell

    • mike

      what's up euro-trash? no hairy arm pitted women taking an interest in you so you gotta weigh in here? shut the fuck up with the rest of your cork soaking capri pant wearing bitch buddies and keep your half ass, who gives a shit opinion to yourself. thanks- America

      • i know stuff

        All of you need to shut the fuck up.

    • kdogg

      Stuffed pizza, doesn't look good but tastes awsome

  • Holden

    Bosstones on Newbury or PI Pizzeria in Salt Lake City

    • Cold In Washington

      The PI in SLC is the BEST slice west of the divide.

  • Chris

    The best pizza is in new york. Nothing compares

  • toriswelling

    I go nuts for uppercrust…

  • Fabio

    Bella Napoli 2.
    Italy…maybe LOL.

  • techgeek

    I live in Jersey so I've had the boardwalk slices and they're good. I have also had Lou's and Ginos from chicago – I probably like Ginos over Lous but for my money there is nothing like a NY slice. There's Lombardi's – the 1st NY Style pizza place and Famous Joe's. Or if you're out in Brooklyn – Grimaldi's.

    • JerseyBean

      I live in Jersey too…. proper Jersey that is, not the New one! Our pizza is crap, crappier than crap in fact. Just thought I'd share

  • mgpro101@yahoo.com

    First, Jersey…um..yea. Keep on believing that you're a real state and not just a place that our fore father decide to ship all the retards to. Second, I think Gino's East in Chicago is better than Lou's. Please look into the Sausage Patty Pizza. Yea, and entire Sausage Patty covers the pizza. However, I do love a nice thin NY slice and we have a great place in Wicker Park that does it up. and simple is not better, that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

  • agreed

    lou mals is the best. new york pizza sucks. kinda like chicago style hot dogs…way better than nathans. conclusion everywhere else in the world sucks but chicago

    • Finster

      Eat a bag of dicks. Remember, Chicago is "the second city", and it aint called that because of no fire. file in accordingly.

      • agreed

        haha, what part made you mad, the part about the pizza or the hot dogs? please tell me you arent some piece of shit from new jousy. fuckin trash is all that comes out of that place

        • agreed

          seriously, when have you ever met someone from jousy or ny and say to yourself, "he's a real nice guy"…never, jousy is the biggest piece of scum state ive ever been too. and ny'ers have their own heads so far up their asses it's ridiculous. there all assholes bottomline

          • Finster

            What's "Jousy"? —Oh wait, that was you trying to be clever with the spelling and how they pronounce it. Bless your heart. Here's the thing Mark Twain, I not from Jersey–pardon me, Jousy, but even if i were from that plot of marsh this country calls a state, I'd still have enough sense to know pizza reigns supreme on the east coast.

            And i still think you should suck a bag of dicks.

            • Erik von Markovik

              Ok so when did the pizza become a bag of dicks? Cuz if its bags of dicks we're talking about then I know a place that serves up bags of dicks to die for.

              • agreed

                make sure you let finster know where this place is at…i think this guys got a fetish he needs to have fulfilled

              • Finster


            • agreed

              what's with you and bags of dicks??? seriously come out come out wherever you are! haha, fag

              • Finster

                youre adorable.

                • agreed


                  • Finster


                    • Gregg


                      Jousy and a bag of dicks.

                      if you guys hadnt got off to such a bad start,. we could have a great comedy show right there.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001001554365 Justin LePla

      i like you're style

  • barryshaft

    pizza in boston SUX… upper crust is yuppy food… you want the best pizza in the land go to new have… go to pepe's or sally's or modern– game over it is done…

    • LorenzoVonMatterhorn

      I've had pepe's and it is overrated. I honestly think you have to try every famous pizza before you can declare the best, or even your personal favorite.

      • BradPittsBrotherStew

        You need to goto the original Pepe's on Wooster st., All the other Pepe's (Mohegan Sun, Farfield, Manchester) suck, its Frank Pepes kids trying to make a buck and ruin the original.

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