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Tomorrow around noon I’ll be posting our now-famous ‘Sexy Chivers Among Us’. The ‘Sexy Chivers’ is nothing without our Chivettes. There’s still plenty of time to send us your photos and collect internet fame, Chivettes. So grab a camera and send in your pics!
WHAT TO DO: First, get sexy. Then make a sign with some CHIVE love on it or even just write it on your hand/body/tush. Then use our handy-dandy submit button or thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com. Creativity will always be rewarded. So get moving, Chivettes! Do it for your country!
Chive On,
John n’ Leo
HUTR and HHNF have made their submissions. Haters: grab your pitchforks, protest signs, and practice your lines! If they both get posted you're all going to be on 24 hour hating duty today!
LOL. Well put.
I've got a torch an a viking helmet, but that is just what I decided to wear to work today. (I take casual Fridays very seriously)
I think that's an oxymoron, but perhaps not. Either way, glad to hear you're enjoying your Friday thus far haha
It's thursday…
Theyre both very beautiful. I hope they make it.
Thank you, and for HUTR as well. I try not to induce vomiting, but the local hospitals keep using my photos for poison patients.
If you're as ugly as you are funny, then I would have to agree.
If you submit a "duckface", the terrorists win. (Probably won't be anything too big, possibly just Wheel of Fortune, but they will win none-the-less)
How about I send you a picture of the semi-naked lady on my arm?
I'm looking forward to a raging-semi.
I'm looking forward for boobs.
Let's hope their actually hot this time. Most girls who surf this site are atrocious.
bitch has a mustache..just sayin
You sir are a weather man. A weather man is someone who thinks they are so cool and judges everyone. This judgment forces people to feel insecure and not wanting to express themselves forcing everyone to talk about mundane subjects like the weather. These girls subject themselves to ridicule from people like you and for that I give them props because they have more balls then you ever will hiding behind the anonymity of the internet.
does this chick remind any of you guys of the kindergarten teacher who likes to put paste on her face from that movie Billie Madison? Well, with that said, i wouldnt mind puting paste on her face either!
It's been a while since I saw it, but I remember her name was "Miss Lippy"!!! I think she was supposed to be tripping on LSD at the time.
chick is beat
Anyone else think she looks like the Pornstar TS Vanity?
I hate you for making me google that
Anyone else think she looks like a howler monkey?
[...] There’s still time to send your sexy photos in, Chivettes! [...]
She looks a bit like Natasha Leggero. Just sayin.
So when do we get to see the NSFW ones that I know you guys get sent.
That chick reminds me of Madonna
Last couple of times I submitted I was rejected. So yeah, no more goods from me.
There is nothing wrong with this chick. Obviously there is something wrong with your eyes. She's beautiful.
comments are from previous weeks (check the times). I thought the same thing the first time I looked
DAMMIT… I clicked on this thinking it was the Randomness…
Make it EPIC ladies…
make it "artsy" semi NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trying to get my lady to do something epic
Damn that girl in the photo is gorgeous
Sexy chivers with the new comment feature will be a huge win. Now I won't have to scroll up every twenty seconds while reading the comments.
Gingers beat Asians. Its like a rock/paper/scissors except Gingers win every time.
Thumbs up for gingers
why don't you just go ahead and say "We need your cleavage, Chivettes"
I wonder how this would turn out if they asked the male chivers to do this. :p