• Cdog

    Bear piss, makes a man outta ya! Another glass anyone?

  • BigDingo

    Got cotton mouth from smoking pot… better drink my own piss

  • Dub


  • beastytest

    "not my favorite" – Bears April's Fool just there..

  • urno

    80% of what this idiot suggests is either wrong or downright dangerous. And you can tell he loves drinking piss really.

    • Pete

      Genuinely interested – what has he suggested that is wrong or dangerous? I know that he's been criticised for sleeping in hotels on his TV shows where he's theoretically stuck in the desert.

      Obviously we're talking about a survival situation here – drinking piss isn't a great idea in your day to day life, but keeping you going a few hours longer might be the difference between escape, rescue, or death.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cristi-Palincas/100001225207844 Cristi Palincas

        It's a very-very short therm sort of thing, and not something you want to do more than once. If you don't find a better source of water in a few hours, you're screwed.

      • Bill

        Dependent on how dehydrated you are, your urine will become concentrated and thus toxic. When it gets to the point you are so dehydrated you are considering drinking your piss, it's probably already at a point where it would be ill advised to do so.

      • ranD

        i stil truly doubt he actually drank his own piss honestly. if he will stay in hotels instead of deserts, he will switch that bottle or not even pee in it in the first place… regardless dudes a fraud.

    • DuroyPrime

      It all depends on the situation. I drank my own piss in SERE school, among other things, but what he does definitely seems crazy, but when you have no other choice, you have no other choice.

  • PointBlank_

    tic tac sir?

  • dirty harry

    God who is this idiot!

  • kashakesh

    NICE! My very first April Fool's of the day. Thanks Chive!

    • bramslob

      same here. Great to (finally) see the famous 'better drink my own piss' bit though 🙂

    • GK-4

      me 3

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    bear grylls, the ultimate recycler

  • Guest

    Hey, we make fun, but at the end of the world it’ll be Bear and the cockroaches.

    • Anonymous

      you forgot Chuck Norris but you are right about Bear and the cockroaches

    • Ante

      but then Bear will eat all the cockroaches for the proteins

  • zack

    this is something I've never done before…LIAR

  • alate

    drink your own piss, breakfast of champions

  • Louis

    Chive be trollin!

  • mn11bravo

    He is trying so hard to act like he isn't enjoying it

  • Troll

    its horrible.. licks his lips

  • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.givans Thomas Givans


  • jmmillerfzr

    We need to drop Bear and the guy from Survivorman out in the middle of no where and see who makes it back.

    • http://www.facebook.com/borsaid Rob Dias

      They can each bring the same camera crew that usually goes with them

      • Rob_In_SF

        Survivorman (Les Stroud) doesn't use a camera crew. He films everything himself.

  • stylez

    wait, this isn't normal…..damnit…i knew it.

  • Matt

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF That!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    he’s my hero

  • Richie

    What a great role model he is.

  • pfulmtl

    Eff that.

  • Shiyan

    I can't stop laughing. This is too funny.

  • Ouboet


  • Ryan

    Well played Chive.

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