Deep fried foods that will kill you blissfully (13 Photos)

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  • Jdizzle

    12 is Calgary, Alberta! You can only get it once a year in stampede!

    • ThatGuy

      Try any state fair in the south. Or anywhere you can a deep fryer, batter and oreos in close proximity. So basically anywhere in the southern U.S.

    • karli

      yeah no kidding.. they have em now at the P.N.E

    • Oreos

      Or go buy bisquick and some Oreos, then put oil in a pan and fry

      • Larry

        Try pancake batter…. It's awesome.

        • its_forge

          Fritter batter is thicker and puffs up more when you fry it.

    • equalizermax

      Now, I'm getting hungry

    • SmokeyJane

      or every summer at the Del Mar Fair here in San Diego… this year's new thing is Deep Fried Kool Aid!!

      • tyler

        i saw an article for that. my head exploded and then i deep fried my brain

    • Tony

      In Texas You Can Get Those All Year

    • Kiro

      they are readily available at any boardwalk along the east coast beaches

  • Anakrusix

    Some things should not be fried.

    Ex: Fried Butter.


    • BaconZombie

      Actually, I had fried butter 2 years ago at the Dixie Classic Fair in NC, and it was incredible. Don't knock it till you've tried it. I've had most of the fried items on this page, and they're all fairly good in their own right.

      • Apollo11

        sir, I weep for your arteries

  • ThatGuy

    #3 #8 #10 #11

    I have never been so proud of my southern heritage.

    I am also intrigued by #4 But will have to see it in Mountain Dew form.

    • pisang goreng

      You would love Malaysia. Deep fried banana, deep fried ice cream etc

  • Paula_

    Deep Fried Meh!

    – the one you love to hate

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      why all the hate, is this gallery throwing you off your diet, dear Paula_?

      • Paula_

        Well you know, I like my food to scream and squirm while eating it… deep fried food just doesn't cut it when you're used to fight with your food.

        – you could say I like food that disagrees with me

        • StuScottsLeft Eye

          I have to be honest here Paula…That was a pretty weak post. Normally you're actually pretty witty and original. That post sucked. I got the feeling like you had to post something regardless of quality. You obviously suck and you're running out of material.

          • Paula_

            It's not that bad!! And with over 1,000 comments they can't all be gems. Hmpf!

            – the one you love to hate

    • Everyone on Earth

      Shut the fuck up bitch

  • Amelia

    Would love to travel to the US one day to try all these foods. Sydney can be so boring with it's food!

    • pud3000

      Yeah same, but only tring these things in bite size, not supersize!
      The best tucker in Aus is in Tassie!

  • @Gamle_Eirik

    I love my veins stuffed with grease, it makes the blood run faster…

    • Michelle Kruhlak


  • Captnjack

    #4 #6 How in the fuu-

    • bubblerider86

      they also have deep fried Kool-Aid now… yea

      • Henrik

        OH Yeah!!!

    • nyquist

      Easy to do… mix a flavored liquid with enough xanthan gum to make the consistency of yogurt. then roll it in some flour, and your choice of batter and deep fry.

      • fact checker

        Or you can use liquid nitrogen to solidfy it then drop it in the fryer. Super fun.

      • sceneitb4

        Or just use the Coca-Cola syrup as the liquid and sugar in the funnel cake batter, deep fry it, then drizzle more syrup over the top. Cooking shouldn't involve chemistry.

  • bkfrijoles

    #8 that looks really good!!

    • gingermidgetsunite

      It is HEAVEN! They always have it at the State Fair of Texas!

  • Catence

    Pretty sure there is a version of nearly all these at the MN State Fair, where everything is fried and on a stick.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #6 gimme that recipe NOW!!!

  • Phox

    chicken charlie just invented deep fried kool-aid. bless that guy

    • Heidi

      It is a lie. It is just batter or dough with Kool-aid powder in it. BFG. The only way to truly do it is to have it frozen in ice cubes, cover it in batter, or pie dough like the guy did with root beer, then fry it. That, would be fried Kool-aid. Do that, then I'll be impressed.

  • kasper

    once saw a place that made deep fried lard balls with sugar… that should've been on the list aswell 😀

  • Minion78

    Epic meal time…

  • Randy Marsh

    #1, Cadbury Cream Eggs are fantastic, now fried???? Sign me up

    • Griffin Heath

      OMFG, agreed~! That Klondike bar treatment looks incredible too! B)

    • zen

      too bad it looks like jizz

  • patov40

    Pass on the liquids and the gummi bears, but everything else? WANT! Especially #12. B)

    • Josh Craig

      yeah deep fried oreo's are the shit.

  • absolutcarcrazy

    I can hear you getting fatter.

  • Anonymous

    Texas State Fair! Nuff said!

  • ellenD

    I think I've clogged my arteries just by looking at these…. but with #3 and #9 I think I'm ok with that.

  • bling306

    #6 and #8 I…Want…Now…

  • Mandalor

    This is why I love fair time in New England. From the Big E througout the rest of the states all the crazy fired food you can get.

  • Guse

    Had #12 for the first time this year at a Ren Faire (OMG a nerd? on the internets!?)

    One of the most delicious treats I've ever had.

    • Danielle Hoff

      I had one of these at an amusement park in PA, they're amazing!!

  • Rob

    America, this is why you're fat!

  • herndon1725

    Can find most of these at the texas state fair–not sure if that's said with pride or shame.

    anyways the fried beer was awful. Basically a pizza bite with beer injected into it. When you bite into it hot beer explodes in your mouth. Worst thing I got there and the only thing I threw away.

    Fried margarita and fried queso were the winners in my book.

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #13 I'm making that motherfucker….and YES I is texan…hehe

    • @DudeFoods

      I'm actually the person that made this (even though there's no like back to my original blog post here on this post), but if you want some more pictures of it and a little more info. about it you can check out

  • jim

    and you wonder why the rest of the world thinks america is fat

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