Watercrafts I’d be proud to take out on the lake (26 Photos)

  • Afghanistan2011

    @ Paula

    In your face.

    • CasperSack

      Dont feed the Troll

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      What, a donut? Bring it!

      – the one with sprinkles on top

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  • JP souza

    #1 be hotdoggin'

  • AngryBrownAsianMan

    #2 More like sinking if you ask me…

    • mycroft

      porsche VW schwimmwagen used (and sunk ) at Battle of Stalingrad 1942

      • its_forge

        An adaptation of the Kubelvagen aka the VW Thing.

  • Todd_A

    #11 – Now that's just nutty!

    • Spt

      think it's a pumpkin

      • Comp

        You're out of your gourd.

        • BIll57

          I thought he was crazy but now I can see he's nuts

          • DCMOFO

            Way to squash it.

            • topher1979

              That's me in a nutshell.

        • RGH

          Well played.

  • ThornyDevil


    I wouldn't be proud to take that out on a lake.

  • Iam_Dave

    That thing will get you laid. Get a girl down there and she'll want to. For sure!

    • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

      long as your oxygen supply is adequate.

    • calm

      I can't figure this thing out. It displaces so much water that this thing has got to weigh several tons just to submerge it up to the pontoons. Despite it's seeming sophistication, I'm half convinced it wouldn't work.

      • Fleeb

        Good point. Even lowering it into the water seems like it would be problematic. Damn, looked promising, too.

      • http://www.facebook.com/rabiskullmaster Dave Angle

        The Pontoons would actually fill with water to submerge rather than help the vessel stay afloat.

        • calm

          Now that is smart. I stand corrected.

      • A BiPolar Guy
    • Iam_Dave

      fuck oxygen…had sex!

      • http://www.facebook.com/wes.perry1 Wesley Perry

        still counts!

  • Stunt_R


    easy to see one of that here in Italy on lakes…

    mmm actually I think the photo is made at the lake near me!!!

    • AmBush_Steve

      Although this isn't the Dominican Republic, I've seen one there and would actually love to own one.

      • Stunt_R

        search "lago d'orta" on google… it's quite similar the scene…

    • Flyin' Dingy

      In Italy…Polaris Flying Inflatable Boat. FIB for short. This a different manufacturer that copied the FIB. I fly an FIB

    • NotPaula

      cool story bro

  • bngn3000

    #11 Damn hippies

    • Obama 4 Lyfe

      Hippies and Hipsters are awful human beings who refuse to take their minds out of Neverland.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=504932230 Becca Dodge

        Please don't compare anyone to a hipster, no one deserves that.

  • troutisafish

    I'll take if the chicks come with it.

    • Tyrone Shulaces

      We may have found the man with the world's smallest penis. The only way he could get girls was with a corvette, so he invented a way to get girls at the beach too.

    • Daivd

      If you have it, they will come….

  • apg

    Cracked did an article on watercrafts and such just the other day – http://www.cracked.com/article_19417_6-devices-ma

  • wtfhappened

    #5 Surprise surprise, Captain Hipster is at the helm of the SS Nimrod on his way to a Dave Matthews Band concert. Raise anchor and ration out the fucking patchouli.

    • matt

      Actually that was built for aussie singer Josh Pyke's filmclip by Maton (a high-quality aussie guitar manufacturer). The boat was called (unsurprisingly) the SS Maton. It went up for auction a while ago.

      I'm not a masive fan of Jash Pyke's music, but it's a bazillion times better than Dave Matthews.

  • Lowkii

    No Mythbusters duct tape sail boat?

    • myragehush

      I know. This is a crying shame.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #5 now play freebird! woooo!

    • Master_Rahl


  • http://www.facebook.com/matt.j.steel Matt Steel

    #7 / #15
    Was sunk by Japanese whalers, assholes…

    • Greg

      You say that like it's a bad thing…

      I love seeing that fat pompous bastard get his ass handed to him.

      • Herp Derp

        The Japs got what was coming to them.. in the form of a giant fucking earthquake.

        • OJIsewjr


    • Dick Salad

      Whale Wars has to be one of the lamest shows… They try to act all hard but their "war" plays out like a gay slapfest.

      • CB919

        See South Park's send up – "Whale Whores." It's hilarious.

    • hari0019

      Actually, the eco-terrorist captain of that boat admitted that he purposely crashed that boat as as a publicity stunt, on the orders of his "admiral".

      • matt

        Exactly. Fuck greenpeace, bunch of bloody terrorists.

        • Ruan

          You mean sea shepherd

          • matt

            Ah, true. There is some odd incestuousness between the two, though, and they're both bloody terrorists.

  • Inmate 36448921

    #9 Toy for Poseidon's wife?

    • F. Gump

      That looks like the toy of many wives.

  • Evariste

    If I'm not mistaken, #4 and #10 are rinspeed concept cars.

  • AssClown

    #11 Now why don't you join me in my Wrinkly Ball 754? It's way better than the 750 one…dude.

  • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

    #2 I think I found Muammar Qaddafi.

  • patov40

    I am a butt pirate.

    • Red

      yeah, with how much you white-knight for the Chivettes and seem to have no life outside of badmouthing you disagree with by calling them "trolls", i'd say yeah, you're the butt pirate Captain.

  • kimmy

    #9 the party boat!!

  • Zedhere

    #1 Insert wiener joke here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002059474696 Vince Weaver

      Imagine how big it would be if it weren't for 'shrinkage'….

  • crazydog

    I believe it should be "Awesome watercraft I love"

  • http://halfapinky.tumblr.com/ R2_Pinky

    I've always hated the boat shoe trend. #18

    • The El' Conquistador

      It's a Shoe Boat, not a "Boat Shoe" dammit!

  • Mutt

    #9 When you have enough money to have a custom watercraft built, but decide a vibrator should be the model

  • oh yeah

    #9 gotta love a cosmic muffin

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