Kids are nihilists (35 photos)

Kids reaction to finding out the Empire Strikes Back reveal:

  • Whiskyb

    #4 is just wrong

    • Mike

      You are right that is way to much ketchup. That would be gross as hell.

  • Tim Brown

    #13 Not sure why, but kids getting the shit scared out of em is hilarious!

  • Ecuager


    • Clayuhhhn

      Just as wrong as you would've been in English

    • OQuijas

      usted Señor falló (Gringo style)

      Siii, Mujeres con Futuros Problemas de Espalda Baja

  • Slappy McGee

    Nothing more awesome than seeing a new generation be shocked, appalled, and angry at the Empire Strikes Back.

    • Nicnac

      as opposed to us old generation being shocked, appalled, and angry at the new trilogy. 😦

  • ThornyDevil

    Outnumbered is pure win.

    • @ABQLifer

      So Jesus, Satan, and Zebra planned a picnic, but it didn't go as planned. One leaned against a freshly painted white fence, one got hung up, and the other forgot the cole slaw. It was a hell of a day. The end.

  • dagleja3

    #26 WTF?

    • konaehukai

      Pedobear's kid?

    • newscot

      "You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals…"

    • pedobearsboytoy

      you know your kid is gay, when…

  • TWON925

    #29 the last thing in the world a two year old needs

    • M Jackson

      But it's so much fun to do to other peoples kids. Great spectator sport.

    • MonkeyMadness

      That's a parenting fail right there.

  • goodbyejeffery

    #6 Pedobear….you have been warned.

    • pedobear

      challenge accepted

  • cubicman

    Where is my lovely Paula ? 😦

  • LG_

    #11 …WAS hungry for lunch but you win again Chive. 😉

    • @Pekito_RL

      Oh c'mon, at least you can tell he's enjoying his meal…

    • TWON925

      hi LG I have a great idea…lets be friends!

  • Matthew

    #26 I like how he just doesn't give a shit. I wish we retained that quality in adulthood.

    • Monday

      Honestly, that kid probably feels like a boss in that outfit.

      • mr man

        It's sad but if we did see and adult walking around dressed like that we'd probably just assume he was some douchebag hipster

        • Master_Rahl

          that's basically my explanation of adults who have that don't-give-a-shit attitude — hipsters. except, they suck, and the kids are cool.

    • Chris Arabian

      You can have that quality in adulthood. You just have to be confident enough in who you are and realize "Fuck 'em if they don't like me for who I am."

      • CuriousGeorge

        I know what you are talking about but I can't help picturing "People of Walmart" as the outcome.

    • BoyFromWales

      I have that very outfit…except in sky blue. Like a boss!

  • KCJake

    #10 is already practicing for her future Cancun spring breaks.

  • Nathan Hart

    #28, no need for a "is my son gay" app for this one. Kudos kid, you be a unicorn.

    • Nathan Hart

      Drats, #26. I suck at this game.

      • Slappy

        I'll give you a thumbs up for the "drats."

      • MonkeyMadness

        Hahahaha I was wondering what the hell was wrong with a kid sleeping with his beloved race track?!?
        But then you posted 26 and it was very clear. lol

    • tony

      CRISS CROSS CRASH!!!!! i loved that commercial, i wanted one so bad.

  • Clayuhhhn

    #1 Herp de durp

    • CuriousGeorge

      Heeeeeerp de duuuuuuurp (Zombie)

  • chicago

    #29 …Monster just created a monster. I'd like to see a picture of the store 15 mins. after the drink…

  • myNameIs

    Why are they nihilists ? This has nothing to do with nihilism.

    • Stafferty

      I think Leo just watched Big Lebowski

    • Colloie

      Because the Chive staff are idiots.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I was thinking the same thing on most of these.

  • GernBlansten

    #31 I've had similar notes from all 3 of my kids. I have saved them for future tormenting purposes. B)

  • AGrownUp

    Kids are the definition of cool.

    • Stan_Dalone

      when they are young they tell you exactly what's on their minds

  • MonkeyMadness

    #1 Geez, that scared the crap out of me! lol

    • Rod Serling

      that one reminded me of the "eye of the beholder" Twlight Zone.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Yes! That's what it reminds me of! I kept wracking my brain trying to think what that looks like!

  • ryecrash

    My first son is going to be born in the next week or so. Good timing with this post!

    • Morgan Freeman


    • [.p[;

      fuck you.

    • Stan_Dalone

      awesome, if you look for it, everyday is father's day. He will give you a gift of love everyday

  • KenRayJen

    #29 yeah, thats why i drink the blue ones

  • NO!
  • HighFive

    i f'ing love Outnumbered! #21

  • Ludwig

    Am I the only one here thinking that #1 looks like Peter Dinklage in his role of Tyrion in Game of Thrones?

    • eddie


    • Master_Rahl

      didn't think that initially, but now that you mention it…

    • Chris Arabian

      You need to get out more.

  • Monday

    #11 Anyone else think of Matilda?

    #15 When I was a kid I thought that was the coolest thing ever… and I still kinda do.

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