The ‘Keep Calm’ Holiday Gift Bag has arrived! (15 Photos)

The Keep Calm and Chive On Gift Bag is here for one day only (and let's face it probably less than that) RIGHT HERE. To answer everybody's biggest question, yes you do receive a 'Keep Calm' with your order. Below are all the other goodies you'll receive, cleavage not included.

Keep Calm and Chive On Gift Bag available right here.

Keep Calm and Chive On Gift Bag available right here.

  • ryan

    Your supply of every good item is pathetic. I’m just gonna stop trying to get anything on

    • Lotus

      This whole site was better when it was content focused and not marketing focused. The crowd the chive drew in with the new site direction is awful, just compare the comment section from a year or two ago with the comments today.

    • MN Chivette

      It's been 2 weeks and my order status still says "unfulfilled", but my checking account is out $72! Why you take $$ but no give bag?

  • JJ$

    Need some xxxl for the guys outta college!

    • Justin

      You spelt exercise wrong.

      • Jason

        easy Justin or I'll sit on you

  • Shane

    I would be happy if I just got the shirts I ordered on the 28th, or at least a reply to my order status request.

    • Kyle

      I just got word yesterday that they JUST sent it out… so we'll see.

  • All methed up

    I love this site it has certainly gave me many laughs in the past 2 years but Why do you people want so much shit with they’re logo all over it. You just want everyone you come in contact with to know that you look at the chive? Never understood the cult/insanity following people have for these stupid shirts

    • float

      STANDING OVATION……clap……clap……….clap……clap….clap…clap..clap.clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

    • humblemonkey42

      Somebody needs to Keep Calm…

    • Ash

      Yes. STOP IT. Just stop it.

    • @phoenixjj

      its just fun

    • TPF95PGT

      Because I did a presentation at university with my chive tee and during the questions at the end, a guy told me : "I like your shirt" ! Try that with a plain tee lol

      • fignewton

        Your story truly moved and inspired me, wow!

  • lauren

    Chive you shoulda put the poster instead of a damn mouse pad!!

    • BloodScrubber

      Amen Lauren. Lets have some Holiday Combo deals! Mix and Match items. Shirt/Poster, Coffee mug/tumbler, mouse pad/playing cards.B)

  • jordan

    do the girls come with it? im so confused

  • mark Wisconsin


    I'll have what she's having….

    • bdb

      i got the MUNNchies

    • @NoisyHerald

      I'll have what the cookie is having…

      • mihaisuzuki

        I know this is classic but i see what you did there!

    • Jim Doe

      She's probably gonna have some dick later, you want that too?

  • Victoria Hart

    My husband and I were lucky to get two! I am so excited!

  • Lindsay

    There, now my man-child of a husband can be happy. Also, I'd let #14 in our bedroom

    • strychnine

      are you gay?

      • Underbaker

        Are you reading impaired? She has a "man-child of a husband", so that would put her in the Bi category at least or maybe its a gift for her man-child so she could have a break.

    • jjj

      id never let her out of my bedroom

  • Phillip


  • parker

    I'd like to mix #8 with #11

    • Underbaker

      I don't think 5 is enough to even hold one of those.

  • matador

    ill take the cookie

  • Henrik

    I would love to ha #13 under the christmas tree!

  • just wondering

    What would you say the most popular chive tees are? In order?

    1. KCCO
    2. BFM
    3. CLT

    • just wondering

      This is a serious question guys…

  • AlwaysQuinning

    As a shot glass collector, how could I resist? Could always use 2 KCCO shirts anyway

  • Katy

    Oh my god, I got it 🙂 While wearing BFM and it's Thursday, so I burned it 🙂

  • boobies

    Oh well hello #15.

  • felix

    dammit, chive, you know i gotta have the shot glasses. It's a thing, i can't explain it.


  • Dee

    WOW I got one. Do not know how you will get the Chivettes packaged but its all GOOD!

  • darren mcclaire

    well since the KCCO's went in minutes last time.
    In for a penny, in for a pound


  • Neo

    I'm an oversea's chiver trying to purchase the gift bag but the only option for shipping is the expedited world shipping which costs a bomb. is that and error or what?

  • nick m

    i got a tumbler when they first came out and it didnt come with a straw… im not mad i love my tumbler… just sayin

  • Blow Me.

    Jesus Christ, I love how the Chive has just become a marketing machine.

    • Dick Salad

      because the best things in life are free! here lets list everything that is free!

      ….nope nothing is free

  • I'mNoPedoBear

    " And now for some cleavage…" Sometimes I wonder if you guys can read my mind!

  • JDTulsa52

    oooooooooooooooh yeah. Got it!! Now how to explain to my wife…………

    • Wet_tosti

      Tell her she can have the bag…… Over her head!

      • JDTulsa52

        LOL yeah thats gonna go over swell.

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