No DAR today, what can I say but have some food (27 Photos)

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  • Kaars

    Fail.

    • Bob

      This post isn't made to replace the DAR. It doesn't work like that. But hey if I can take your mind off of the lack of DAR for two seconds then it's better than nothing. Besides, nothing distracts me like food. Well…almost nothing.

      Cheers

      • AssClown

        Why not take our minds off for 2 seconds with some food on boobs at least…and I bet food on boobs would distract you more than just boobs, I mean food…

      • DistractedCO

        Lol, doesn't matter. Had post.

      • Johnny Utah

        I am a F. B. I. agent!!!!…..I know man isnt it wild!

    • Obvious Troll

      Don't be lazy, just go to reddit to see what didn't get posted today here.

  • rtaylor12

    a dar-less day is a bad day

    #7 😦 who ate keep??

    • DaddyD

      That is Ms. Keep to you, and I ate her because your mother was not available.

      • mihaisuzuki

        And you intended to be funny at some point, right?

    • MattKL

      Probably Santa, that bastard!

    • poo

      poop't

  • etcrr

    #19 looks pretty cool

    • that guy

      'merica!

  • rlogan75

    DAMMIT!!!!!! GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    Disappointment…….oh well…..got a laugh out of #21

  • etcrr

    #2 wtf?

    • Redynz

      A yule log, perhaps?

    • Underbaker

      Hey ladies, want to snap into my Slim Jim?

  • theblenny

    i like turtles

    • Johnny Utah

      me too

      • Amurican

        I like turtles more than a day without DAR…

  • Dick Folgers

    #3 made me laugh harder than I probably should have

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Ya know, even failing with bacon equal deliciousness…..

    • Funk Monkey

      What, no maple candied Jack Daniels bacon weave?
      What'chu know about bacon, playa?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003263187859 JariJoe Jon Gebby

        No JD, but it's candied with rum, tequila, brown sugar and maple syrup. Oh yeah, and we made two of them, a shit-load of eggs, and put it all in between two alcohol-infused pancakes. Fuckin' smart. What chu know about overkill Funk Monkey?

    • poo

      shart

    • Franklin1138

      Me too.

  • he says she says he

    Sent in an awesome pic of breakfast.didn’t see it…plus no DAR… and random skittles… fail.

  • http://www.brandonloyd.net Vicarious_Ink

    #18 is not enough to fill me. Need more.

    • daveh873

      Is that what she said?

    • 2pumpdump

      meanwhile in Ethiopia!

  • AssClown

    #12 "And the 3 wise men brought little baby Jesus some bacon, humps, but unfortunately no DAR…"

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    FIRST!!! HAHA COCKSUCKERS I GOT YOU

  • bigb7965

    no DAR?!?! I want my hypothetical internet dollars back!

    • rabble

      The only reason I clicked on this link was because I hoped it was a bad joke…

  • Jtrain

    You guys are fucking lazy. Your job is easy as shit an you are probably making a ton of money. This is bullshit. All I wan to to scroll the DAR for a few minutes to escape from my soul-crushing job. Fail. Fuck you John and Leo.

  • guerilliak

    Y U NO DAR?!

  • Tatts

    How about a sexy chivers…oh wait you didn't get that in either. Once in a while is amusing, a few times a week is getting old.

    • larsy87

      how about you pay them some money..oh wait you'll never do that either. people complaining about free sites is amusing, but a few times a week is getting old.

      #21

      • Tatts

        You're absolutely right, I don't pay a damned thing. I think it's something like number of hits to a website generates stats to bolster ad revenue so unhappy clientele equals less hits equals less money companies will pay to post ads on their site. I think I'm not really sure but any responsible business would want to know how their customers (yeah, that is actually what you are) feel on the running of their business. But thanks for pointing out that the site is free, I hadn't noticed.

        • larsy87

          no no no. you are not a client or a customer. the customer are the companies paying for ad space. you are nothing in this equation. also, i never pointed out the site is free, but i am glad you noticed! maybe you can notice it a bit more and stop complaining.

          • Tatts

            You should probably re-read your previous statement, things like "complaining about free sites" makes it look like you said the site is free. Also, no page hits equals no web-site, you are either a complete moron or a troll, either way…

        • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

          if anyone stops coming to theChive because they missed the DAR today and sexy chivers last week they are just crazy

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      i've been chiving for about 2 years now. never missed a day and this is maybe, MAYBE, the first time i've seen no DAR. They miss Sexy Chivers only when they get super hammered and if from what saw at the Meet Up over the summer they do it right. so stop complaining, it's christmas be happt

      • Tatts

        You are correct they don't miss many posts and the site is pretty awesome I have to give you those points. I won't be skipping the Chive any time soon either, but at the same time the DAR is one of the things I can look forward to at the end of my day. When it's not there the day sucks more. Like today. Which sucked….and now sucks more.

        • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

          i see you're point there. i was, at first, up set then i realized how seldom it is that they miss a post and that the DAR tomorrow will be awesome

  • Unfkngblvbl

    making pie: #17 At first………. then I was like #4……………..#22 nailed it

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Don't you just looove how the last episode of Dexter season 5 ended? I was soooo hoping this would happen.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Hey Paula, would you care to show us your pie?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Sure dear, just enter this in google:
        http://www.google.nl/search?q=creampie&hl=us&…
        and click images. Have fun!

        Hugs,
        Paula

        • 2pumpdump

          I'm scared.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            You're never too old to learn something new…

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – Fan testimonial: "FUCK PAULA_ EVERYBODY JIZZ ON PAULA_ JIZZ ON PAULA_ LEG HAIR."

            • The_Dood

              Best fan testimonial ever.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Oh there's tons!

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – Fan testimonial: "Darn, I thought I figured it out with that one. At any rate, keep doing what you are doing. Sometimes your comments make me laugh harder than the pics."

        • Cuckold

          Om nom nom nom

    • Debra

      You mean 6 season?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Just checking if someone was paying attention. Correct!
        Season 4 is still the best though, the one with John Lithgow as Trinity.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula, I'm going to vote you down on this one, because I know that's what you're after. As long as we have an understanding that I think this is completely hilarious."

        • Underbaker

          Was wondering when the show would catch up to the books? Books are fun because Sgt. Doakes is still alive and still knows there is something wrong with Dexter, but keeps losing body parts in each new book.

    • poo pee payantz

      anal caveat emptor

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Early NON-Dar is early
    #19

  • Arglefargle

    #14 Chive theme? Nope.

    • Lev

      Casual interneters don't know where things originate. And that's no crime, but for the heck of it: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rage-comics

    • DistractedCO

      Meme-theme? Yep Chive theme? Needs boobs and randomness to count.

    • Trent

      Seriously, I'm no internet nazi, but it's getting a little ridiculous. They literally take original rage comics from 9gag and crop the logo out. It was only one every once in a while, but now every DAR has like 4 or 5. I know lots of sites steal/share crap, and keep calm and chive on and all that crap, but now you are posting a pic of someone praising your stolen crap as if it was yours? Not cool, chive, not cool.

      • Ian S.

        Some of us prefer to stay out of the horrible depths of the internet know as 4chan, 9Gag, and even Reddit. Places like the Chive and Imgur give us the funny pictures, images, and comics without the insanity.

  • Dan

    #2 is pretty damn random. And funny!

  • Steve

    No DAR…BOOOOOOOO

  • nojoke420

    I know it's Christmas week, but I don't think putting a DAR together would be all that challenging.

  • Tim

    Dear Santa. All I want for Christmas is DAR!

  • VedHead77

    This is oddly familiar…I seem to remember similar posts for April fool's Day this year. Something about turning the Chive into a food website or something. What are you clowns up to?

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