Classic cartoon Valentines Day cards from our youth (38 Photos)

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  • Unloved

    #37 Thanks! You're cool too!… hated getting these cards from girls

    • Dick Salad

      Ah the 'friend zone' card. I'm sure the ugly chicks hated getting these from guys as well.

    • Leonel_LyL

      The original friend zone.

    • Guest

      Strange looking ears.

  • Unloved

    and first too by the way

    • you are

      gayer than a bag of dicks

    • OpMongoose

      Why do you gotta fucking ruin it? Fuck, what is wrong with you people

  • gary

    #20 best one

    • reebus

      lol in other words.. im fapping off for you lmao

  • peter

    weird, i thought i was at the berry for a second…

    • Underbaker

      Only a second?
      Bob – you're on double secret probation until you get that Hump Dar post up.

  • Tom

    ah shucks, Mr. Jordan

  • mja1485

    #37 = Friend Zone

  • Eric

    Used #25 in elementary school a lot haha. Great memories

  • Sponge Bob

    Paula #31

  • AmBush_Steve

    #14 – A crack dealer's first business lesson.

  • BritBerrier

    oh my days i wish Vday was removed from calendars.

    • GernBlansten

      Remember the days when you weren't forced to give one to every fricken' kid in the class? but hey, our PC rasied kids should be able to handle any problems they face as adults…..

      • BentWrenches


  • Elizabeth

    #14 – Hands down best card in the class every year!

  • Whiskyb

    Damn, I must be getting old

  • Jimmy Smith

    Its weird how I have a lot of memories of watching ALF, but it was only on for a couple of seasons…

  • Simon

    #24 what the actual fuck??

    • AmBush_Steve

      It was a sheet of 8 cards that you could tear apart.

    • Theresa

      I would love to get those valentines!

      • No chance


  • BloodScrubber

    #22 Want vs. Need. Lifes little joke on sweethearts everywhere.
    Happy "early" Valentines Day to those deserving Chivettes out there. ❤

    • Heather

      To this Chivette, WANT is much better than need! Thanks, Scrubber. Happy "early" Valentine's Day to you, too. 🙂

  • lolz

    #34 I would bitch-slap anyone who gave me this..

    • The_Dood

      Yeah, ole' Ron there is a little full of himself isn't he?

    • montago

      lol this is the best one.

  • seasidegirl24

    #15 #21
    Nothing like a little Valentine's Day incest.

    • GernBlansten

      Sis, is that you?

    • ChiveApprentice

      I was going to say the same thing. Back then I never noticed it. Now I'm like, um somethings not right here.

    • Sieggelwald

      Think of all the drooling, hunchback bears that are going to roaming around Bear County!

  • rphilman1

    #11 Questionable quotation marks… Superman is flying "high". :p

  • Matt

    I would lose my shit if I got any of these this year. Now its all I have to buy girls things.


  • spicticus

    #25 Release the Hounds!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #12 "Not the mamma!"

  • Irishstephen

    #32 Is that Grimace from McDonald's old school fame?? When did he get 4 arms??

    • Althing79

      Those aren't arms. They're huge layers of fat from eating McDonald's all those years.

      • Irishstephen

        Ye gods… No wonder we don’t see him anymore. He died of heart failure!!

  • Buford_Justice

    I always created a cool desk envelope for the ladies to put the cards in, worked like a charm

  • Seldi84

    #17 #23 #33 Are all awesome.

  • echogeo

    Steak & Blow Job Day! Where are those cards?

    • BentWrenches

      +1 for Steak & Knobber day.

      • Yeah...

        You misspelled +100

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