Glorious man makes life-size tank from over 5,000 egg cartons (5 Photos, 1 Video)

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Eggs for Charity

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  • Lefty8

    #3 That's egg-cellent…

    • _Moose_

      Crate job, glorious man.

  • Underbaker

    I want to know who counted the staples?

    • Yup

      the stapler

  • Unfkngblvbl

    What'd he do with all the eggs?

    • Lil John


      • Lil John


      • Unfkngblvbl

        I did, this raises MONEY for soldiers and a couple of spoon races seem to be the only use of the eggs.

        • Yup

          Largest omelet ever?

  • Cool Me

    Wow, more talent that I don't have lol, nicely done.

  • JonBoy


    • Christy

      That was my only word for this post. Well said

    • Dood

      It's called art, it's everywhere.

    • CoLNo1

      From knowledge, it's an interesting and alternative way of raising money and awareness for "Help for Heroes"

  • Brian

    Litres? I can only count in American.

    • AmericanStandard!

      No shit, I agree – wtf is with this liters and meters crap – don't force metric on me!

      • nmew

        Metric is a simple system, easily picked up, and makes trade between countries much easier that use it. I didn't like it at first because I was raised with the British measurement system of feet, inches, miles, pounds, ounces, gallons, etc., but Canada decided to start going metric in the 70s when I was in elementary school so I had no choice. Now I wouldn't go back.

        Metric is not used in Myanmar, and the United States. Everybody else in the world uses metric.

  • 65massey

    At first I thought it was some kinda yolk, and not all it was cracked up to be. It wouldnt be over easy to create something like this. Tanks for posting.

    • BigNurseJay

      Thank you good sir for keeping this smile on my face while I take a break from my paper.

    • Master_Rahl

      well done. your post was very punny.

    • Yolks On-U

      That was egg=siting to read, om a lett that go, you too scrambeled four me, but I sup-poached, egg, egg, egg, eggy.

  • timewasted

    still no cure for cancer

  • Machine_head

    The things old people do with there retirement money and time….. Weird, hope I have better hobbies.

  • Steverino

    On my first read I thought it said "Help for Herpes"…Cleaned my glasses and it all makes sense now.

    • Eye cleenmyglasses

      Gawd if I cleened all my glasses in the chna cabinet it wood take a while, good for you anus breath…unknown why a Chive post wood make you want to clean your chine andnglassas..asses,,,poop.

      • Steverino

        Guess I struck a nerve. Do you suffer from Herpes or something?

  • Stuart Murdoch

    Fuck off Stan.

  • Navin R. Johnson

    The ability of the human race holds no bounds..amazing

  • spicticus

    now to make it fully functional, nobody would suspect a thing…to start it can launch rotten eggs.

  • Barack Obama

    I just shoved an egg up my ass while reading this……. it broke…..

  • bob_on_a_log

    This man is my hero.

  • NYR144

    To all of my Chivers. There is a movie in the making. Ghostbusters 3 and they are getting the whole old cast together. But our hero Bill Muary says he will not be apart of the movie. We all need to reach out to him so we can have our childhood back even if it’s just for a hour or two. Please thumb this up and hopefully we will reach Bill and he changes his mind and do the movie. KCCO!!!!!

  • Kells Bells

    Some people will do anything to get featured on The Chive. ;-)

  • quailman

    Jerome Simpson???


  • DOit

    How are they not crushed when he stands on it…?

    • Dolfan0925

      #5 that was the first thing I thought.

  • love

    My friend just told me a nice place — T' a'' ll m' i n 'g 'l' e. c 'o 'M '– it's the most effective site in the world to connect with, date and marry tall, and big people.. It's worthy a try.

  • bjizzle the

    The chive is sooooo racist! Where are all the stocking head people?? Bahahahaha eat my ass stuf

  • Stuart Murdoch

    Fuck off Stan

  • etcrr

    it's eggs-tremely good and that's no yoke

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