How to make a ‘Shooter Sandwich’ with bacon and swiss (19 Photos)

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  • Sean

    Happy 420!

    • Steve

      SMOKEEMIFYOUGOTEM

    • zzzz

      Well you asked was I holding
      I said no I’m not holding
      I thought you was holding, it’s true
      But here I’m not holding
      And since you’re not holding
      My dear, what on Earth will we do

      Now you know when I’m holding
      There’s no need you holding
      And you know the same about me
      And if you run out
      Before I run out
      You can always get some from me

      Now if you ain’t got none
      And if I ain’t got none
      We can go find some other head
      Find out if they’re holding
      Get down and start rolling
      And smoke what they’re holding instead

      • jeff

        420 thing aside… Well played Z. I LOL'd Really loud.

        • Sloppy

          YMSB – Holding

  • MOAR

    Need>Want

    • Lev

      What they don't tell you is that you're probably gonna get food poisoning leaving meat out at room temperature for 4 hours.

    • jer

      it is a need, on 420 we NEED that kind of food, the man who made this is my god for the day

  • El Don Tony

    Munchees

  • Mark Weisen

    YES! that's a winning sandwich that Adam from MVF should eat!

  • MattyDeuce

    Now, to find a woman to make this for me.

    • zzzz

      That's racist

      • Dafuq?

        Yes, because gender has everything to do with race. Good job.

        • zzzz

          No it doesn't, you dumb ass.

          • Jamie

            Too many feminazi's out there. I am a woman, and would gladly make this for my man!

            • Habsy

              Marry me?

    • krypto092108

      No, it's better to do it yourself. NO woman will consent to making that for anyone, and if on the chance you got her to make one for you, it could include rat poison, or broken glass…

      • Habsy

        Your man card….GIMME.

        • krypto092108

          NO! REAL Men make their own sandwiches. Why should one trust anyone but themselves to something that somebody else would screw up in a heart beat?

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000821201283 Gypsy Mothe

      Glad I am privileged enough to have theChive in my kitchen. Making this for my guy for dinner. Maybe he will give me a bite

    • its_forge

      Pf, I cook better than every woman I've ever dated. I'll cook, she can stay in bed and assume the proper position.

  • Bizzle

    What happened to the third steak?

    • Binx

      om nom

    • Brian

      The 3rd steak is for the 4 hour wait.

    • Ziplab

      the third steak is to replace your head when you remove it from your ass

      • Yeah but...

        So let me get this straight. You stick the third steak up your ass so it can later replace your head?

        • Vanderjiggles

          Standard Operating Procedure…or so I thought.

        • Ziplab

          generally, that is what "replace" means…. however, the time frame would be somewhat instantaneous should this action take place.

          • Kris

            You stick the third steak up your ass so it can later replace = 1 possibility
            2nd is your head is up your ass and then! head out, steak in!
            that way you wouldn't feel empty o.O

    • Hunter X

      forget that…exactly HOW does a RARE steak cook itself inside a sandwich? I like medium rare steaks, but I'm at a loss here….

      • Jacqueline

        Meat continues to cook even after you take it out of the pan. That's why professional chefs always take the meat out a little underdone and let it sit for several minutes. It helps the meat retain its juices and allows it to finish cooking 🙂

        • Quasimofo

          What she said.

        • Brian

          A Chivette that knows how to cook a steak? Marry me.

        • Tiffanie

          Not when it's still RARE.

          • jer

            yes even when it is rare because the hot steak, bacon and mushroom/onions get into that bread bowl, there is lettle escap for the heat s when it is assembled and wraped in the paper and foil the heat from the ingredients can continue to cook things for long enough to cook all the way through.

          • Habsy

            I hope you give good head, because….well because.

          • http://www.facebook.com/Randazzzo Michael Randazzo

            rare… not raw.

    • gonzo

      u eat that when your waiting

    • Racilen

      you eat that while you wait for it to be smushed!

    • Si1entStatic

      I believe it is cut up to fill the space between the steak and the bread side wall for the steak layers…..

  • BostonChiver.

    Mother of god…looks like heaven.

    • Qwerty

      Boston blows.

      • BostonChiver.

        but O'Doyle rules.

    • so316

      happy 100th fenway

  • Dirty_Dingus

    Spends 5 hours making a sandwich….full after one bite.

    • organix85

      I'd almost certainly not be able to wait that long. My stomach would be rumbling by the second picture. I'd probably give it a quick press and go at it like an animal.

    • ObviousBroIsObvious

      First-world problems…

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      You win a free defibrillator if you finish the whole thing.

  • Winston

    and a left over steak as well for a side………….. or to eat as an appitizer while you're waiting………

  • yepperrs

    'Merica.

    • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

      You're damn right.

    • ChodeLauncher

      Proud 'Merican here

    • elbruces

      Nah, that'd require deep frying it.

  • CyJoe

    Mother of God!

    • Hal

      Actually, this sandwich is British.

  • Valkyr

    It seems real delicious but on the other hand may take 2 days to digest…. but f**k it YUMMY

  • Matt

    Mother of Steak and Bacon…

  • Whoisthis

    Where did the third steak go? Do you eat it while you wait? and wait? and wait??

  • Jay

    I want to have that sandwiches babies!!

  • blako

    mother of god

  • Winston

    Chive should make some of these foods with chivettes and have a feast and photoblog the process!

    • BomberMan

      fantastic idea! similar to EpicMealTime….

      • Banksy

        that would be …………….. epic……….. The more "creative" ones could be fed to Mac or the Prospect…..

    • Yessirr

      Chivettes in aprons only.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    Genius!

  • LucretiusCarus

    #2 Looks like only 2 steaks to me.

    • shitfaced

      #4 Try three.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      #4

      • LucretiusCarus

        Where did No. 3 go? In the assembly instructions he only puts in 2. Bottom layer contains two, rather than one?

        • NOLA

          I agree. the third one disappeared, but it really did not need a second one. that sandwich is still awesome. I am making one soon.

          • cardinaldave

            Eat one steak in the four hours that you're waiting for the thing to flatten out.

    • Mando

      3 types of people in this world. Those who can count and those that can't.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    When it takes more than your body weight for four hours to squish a sandwich you have to wonder what kind of super bread that is. (I know, it's the steaks, but still!)

    • PTKing

      Eat a couple of those, and that won't be more than your body weight for long. 😉

  • organix85

    #1 You had me at bacon.

    • ChodeLauncher

      They had me at Meat Tornado

  • Cin

    OMG! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1452653572 Stephen Maurer

    That's insane! Right on bro!

    • zzzz

      Yeah, bro!

    • Matt

      You bet bro!

  • Tivo

    I agree with Bizzle, what the F happened to the 3rd steak? I will no doubt be making this! Looks much more enjoyable than the Mac N Cheese cupcakes featured awhile ago!

  • tom

    So…you only need 2 steaks…is my math wrong here, or did I miss a step in the process?

    • 54adam

      Why make 2 steaks when you can make 3?

    • Oltimey

      I think the bottom layer had two steaks in there.

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