• MICHAEL

    #30 Anyone else remember Bey Bey's kids?

    • shamshe

      Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

      • Urethra Franklin

        Bey Bey's Kids….We don't die…We Multiply

    • fignewton

      These are all about as cool as all the obama ads running on the site. fucking seriously, obama????????

      • DaddyD

        Romney will be here soon enough, and then you will regret your complaints about Obama.

    • chrisdg74

      I thought the devil was through when he made Rosemary's Baby, but ohhhhhhh no! Oh no! Now we got, Bebe's Kids!

    • MICHAEL

      Bébé's Kids **

    • Master_Rahl

      "damn test tube babies!!" – RIP Robin Harris

    • Guest

      We don't die, we multiply!

  • boomstick

    d#1 looks like the guy that ate wolverine.

    • Captain Marvel

      Wild Snorlax uses bad haircut, it's not very effective………

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      His haircut is the least of his worries…

      • Dirty_Dingus

        It's his way of distracting attention away from the fact that his back-of-neck fat sticks out farther than his ears. Wow.

    • Toner

      He looks like a fat ugly chick….probably pisses sitting down…

    • Marcus

      jabba the haircut

    • db3300

      "Get in mah belly!!!"

    • ben

      proof you shouldn't sit so close to the fire after a face lift or plastic surgery, you will melt

  • spicticus

    #18 brings an entirely new definition to Rat Tail

    • big nig

      what a predictable and completely stupid comment

    • Guest

      holy shit you are clever

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Is it really an entirely new definition….looks pretty spot on to the old definition.

    • Iron Fists

      That's the joke.jpg

  • Cosmo Kramer

    #20 Ricky Williams?

    • Rastamon

      Nah, this is the dude from reggae band Steel Pulse

    • Straight Up

      When you run your boner into a rock wall at full speed, it has to go somewhere……

  • sleepy_one

    I've got to get mine cut…at least now I have some ideas…

  • Zedhere

    #31 That is why you don't fall asleep when partying at Paul's house.

    • longshot421

      End up looking like a dick head. Yes, I'm sorry, but puns are in fact awesone y.😉

    • Paul

      Not really. The reason why you never fall asleep in my house is because whenever you do you wake up with a sore ass

    • T-bird

      The term "Dickhead" comes to mind…

    • Bad mutha fka

      I'd kill some1 if they'd pull that shit…no really I'd go to jail 4 a long time bc some1 would have to die!

      • Hugh

        Having to shave your head, OMG worst day ever.

  • Ummagumma

    #8 is impressive.

    • VanSlutlips

      Still dumb as hell, but well executed.

    • Mr cool

      I thumbed you up just cause your name, even though im not really a big fan of that album particularly, everything between Atom Heart Mother and The Wall was fuckin great tho

  • Megan

    #12 I'd be cryin', too…

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      that kind of looks like his natural hairline. even if it isnt, his natural hairline is pretty bad. poor kid.

    • John

      Thats definitely scar tissue. Cut the kid some slack…

    • Paddymiller

      Looks like Proposition Joe from The Wire

  • the_mike

    #1 Bring me Solo and the Wookie.

    • lost in time

      this is one fathead

  • DUde

    #19 #20 #27 Is it some sort of strange bird mating season?

  • Optimus_prime

    #4 sweet triforce bro

  • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

    #12 That's not a haircut that's just bad genes. A haircut can't fix ugly.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      There's nothing ugly about that kid, just a lousy haircut. Unless that's his natural hairline, in which case he needs a haircut to make it look normal.

    • Damn Bullies

      From the look on his face, I don't think it was a haircut by choice. Poor kid.

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      some people just have really bad hairlines. im sure they get enough shit for it in real life. no need to make fun of them online too >.<

  • Leddy420

    #22

    Actually has a bee in his hair.

    • Paad

      This is Photoshopped

  • B!!!

    #17 screw a tennis racket, give me a baseball bat .

    • Joe_Right

      Now that was funny

  • SadeShadz

    #8 I like:)
    #18 Nasty!!!
    #31 Soooo, you got wasted.

  • jack wagon

    #26 she's like "I love you" and then he's like "your a crazy bitch… but I'll hit it" and then she's like "marry me" and then he's like "bitch, you got fu**ed, get over it"

    • Megan

      You're*

    • Fish

      And then her hair exploded.

  • iceman

    #16 Linc from mod squads white cousin.

    • matt

      That's Phil Spector, isn't it? Crazy mofo.

      • Simon

        'deed it is. Court photos IIRC.

  • it'sMurda

    #1 Looks like Satan should lay off the donuts.

  • Dr_Originality

    #7
    Moms laughing cuz he thinks its not as bad as getting a penis drawn

  • Megaryche

    #1 I've heard of double chins, but double necks? Did this guy really need that much more attention? Looks like he has his own gravitational pull.

    • Kanoo

      Almost got double ears as well !

  • Ric

    Hey Chive, you suck………..stop posting shit and by the way…………STOP posting chicks who think they are hot, or you think they are hot………in every other fucking post. This site used to stand for something….and for all you fucktards, no, I'm not saying stop with girl, women posts……….fuck no………….just keep it seperate……………………..like before………………stop being lazy

    • Tommy

      ………post shit…………….but don't……………………..fuckshit………………….derp…………

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      You are so persuasive in your gentle manner. If I were in charge I would surely listen to you.

    • Jammy

      Somebody is having a bad Monday…

    • TheUChiver

      May I have your attention please.
      Ric, you suck.
      That is all.

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays! Michael Bolton, PC Load Letter, TPS reports.

      • Clutch101

        No! Fuck no man! I believe you get your ass kicked for sayin something like that.

    • https://www.facebook.com/SnowtoriousB.I.G Morten Der Alte Norup

      Someone had a sexless weekend…..

      • Mel

        And yet you keep coming back to the site. Guess it can't sux that much

    • facepalm

      Attack him Chive fanboys !!

    • ImpressMe

      Hey Ric…..how about we all visit your website that pulls in 10s of thousands of hits and rakes in monster donations for those in need……what…ohhhh you don't have one……..well then Chive on and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    • http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress Animal

      Stop being an illiterate, Ric.

    • SomethingClever

      my period key…………………it's……………..out…of…………………..control……………………………..

      • socalmarti

        ROFL!!!!!!

    • Fish

      Hey Ric
      Go suck a dick
      You little prick
      You make us sick

  • El Chicken

    #1 Looks like the little brother of Pearl from Blade

  • Dan

    #3 You ain't no Firestarter!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "Hey, do you like Flock of Seagulls?" "No, but I can see that you do."

      • thom

        Looks like someone fed him after midnight after getting some water on him.

      • Mr. Attitude

        He ran… He ran so far away… But the cops still caught him.

        • Nightflyaz

          Nailed it! Trying to think of a good Flock of Seagulls comment but you nailed it.

    • Hugh

      Someone in Austin's jail system will probably smack his bitch up soon enough.

  • Alex

    #1 looks like a Ditto in mid-transformation.

  • Browns

    #10 Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Booooooooooooooyyyyy Flavor Flav

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