Glamour shots add instant sex appeal (37 Photos)

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  • Kroger_Security

    #37 is that a man or woman?

    • saltygary

      That's a man baby!

      • sdawson22

        I'm gonna lean the other way with this one, I'm gonna say woman???

      • Kroger_Security

        Lmao.. Grrr baby very grrr

    • Shabooms

      Itttss PAT!

    • Omega

      That's an "it".

    • onlyone

      Yes.

    • eL Ray

      no

    • linda

      nobody knows

    • Amy

      Yes and yes

  • sdawson22

    ok that was full of scary looking bitchs… why… why would you do something like that? Didn't your mother tell you to never go out in public?!! You hide that face, deep, deep down in the basement, with the lights off. And someone will throw a dead rat down once a day for you. But you stay down there… Please god stay down there!!!

    • Donna

      You made me laugh do hard. Lol thx I needed a great laugh lol

  • Mike

    first

    • figleaf

      Enjoy the honor of firsting the "glamor roll" post.

      • J D

        He should be proud…he's the guy in #15

    • MAX

      YOU sir are more than welcome to be first!

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      " Look maa…I wuzz first to post on that page….you proud of me maa???? "

      • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

        Mother: " Kill yourself now or I will ".

        • DanforReal

          Are you retarded? Cause i have good resources for you if you need.

          • Always Last

            Thank you internet police.

    • Tom

      Shes so hot

  • SaltyGary

    #18 Good fucking God, zip that up. Bwahahahaha

    • Si1entStatic

      the theme song for MAD TV's lowered expectations is running thru my head as I scroll this post…..

    • phil the thill

      y no fap?

    • bob

      I'd still tap that…

    • mutant26

      HOLY BEAVER TAILS BATMAN!

    • Doctormom

      You're too funny. You should see photo of "Batty Old Cat Lady With Two Little Dogs." That'd wipe the smirk off your face.

  • Silent

    im ready for the zombie apocalypse.

    • mike

      me too! #7 is much scarier than any zombies we'll face!

    • mel cervini

      that WAS a zombie apocalypse! lol!

    • Doctormom

      You'd like the book I'm working on now, "Alien Zombies From Planet Vampire." I love zombies. Current book at amazon is "Fairy Potter: A Boyd Discovers His Gay Heritage," parody in kindle format.

  • bstubb

    Awesome

    • avidd

      All glamour shots. All great champions. All loved.

  • Needlegun13

    #10 and #18 Sooooo, I'll just go stare at the sun for an hour now, thanks…

    • Stanislav Sympatico

      No need for that; http://www.eyebleach.com
      You're welcome 😉

      • Needlegun13

        THAT’S what I needed!! Thank you sir!

      • sdawson22

        thanks! much better!

    • P90

      Blindness will not erase the memories.

  • jobin

    scared for life

    • McIrish

      What is it that you're so afraid of?

      • GrayDog

        That 'Hatboob' could become a popular trend.

  • Needlegun13

    #28 #30 These two should get together…

    • Si1entStatic

      #28 has the "I thin kI'm gonna stab you now" look but #33 has the "I'm gonna eat you now" look and their gaurded by #30

      • Needlegun13

        It’s all terrifying. Just… scary as hell…

    • M.O.T.

      … in a threesome with fire.

    • bob

      I'd tap #28 all night…

    • http://www.facebook.com/gallegos.jasmine Jasmine Lillian Elise Gallegos

      I wonder if this continues into the bedroom . . . odd weapon fetishes, that's one for the record books!

  • DigitalGuru

    I was hungry… Now I'm not. Thanks Chive 😦

    • http://www.facebook.com/stoutat Andy Stout

      Interesting weight loss plan… thanks Chive!

  • Anon

    #15 gay much?

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

      How could you be gay with those socks!?

    • RobTalk

      gay a lot

  • Sooner

    I just threw up in my mouth a little…

    • Blinky

      I just threw up in my mouth a LOT!

  • Underbaker

    And these are the Glamour Shots, just think how they look in an every day photo. (shudder)

  • *dash*

    #32 a young Dwight Schrute? why isn't he holding a beet?

    • http://www.facebook.com/cavok Cody Klein

      i thought the same thing!! Bwahahaha!

    • Mackin

      I'm reasonably sure this is the only guy whose picture looks like what he expected it to look like.

    • Sam

      Hahaha! It looks just like him!

      • Amanda

        Yessss! Hahaha

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    Glamour shots or head shots for the drag pageant?
    #3, #4 and too many others….

    • Johnny K.

      I was trying to narrow it down as well… This post is just full of WTF?!?!?!

      Funny shit though… I laughed out loud more than once…

    • Albondigas

      Throw mama from the train

    • pudding tame

      you can't fix ugly

  • whoami

    This is quite possibly the most terrifying sequence of pictures Ive ever seen

    • Doctormom

      Amen, and I say to you, Amen.

  • Anon

    #18 put it back in the water!!

    #25 is fucking awesome.

  • Jacho

    I think I'm bleeding from my eyes…

    • jimmer nobody

      I feel your pain. That was oh geez I will have nightmares now.

  • steve

    i wonder what going thru the mind of one who posts this

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I dunno, but #7 is trying to watch it pass through.

  • bagofrocks

    OH MY!!! What was that?!?!!

  • hankalank

    #3 Wth? I'm scarred for life now.

    • Guest

      Bulgarian hand mode.

    • sfb101

      Nickolaus Cage's sister? Or him in drag…

  • Rolo__Tomasi

    Thanks Chive, looking at this post just made me realize how awesome my life is! Like a trip to the bowling alley, always a good ego booster. You look around and say, hey I am doing just fine compared to these folks.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000127609265 Angela Nelson

      Always works for me

      • Jen

        or the dollar store or roller skating rink or wal mart…

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #22 Tim Tebow's long lost twin?

    • http://www.facebook.com/stoutat Andy Stout

      That's a nice stabilizer on that bow!

      • j palmer

        The guy is tasty

  • goaheadandhate

    Fuck you Mac, stop putting sick posts together. Nobody wants to look at these people. It's not even a good WTF post.

  • kirah

    #7 cannot be real!?!?! Holy mother of GOD!

    • Omega

      Bugs Bunny with a cocked eye?

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.rosnick Brian Rosnick

      I'm fairly sure it is, this one has been going around for a good while now.

    • Red

      Which eye is the real one?

    • mutant26

      she could eat an apple through a picket fence while reading a book on the side. Ugly redefined! Mother of god!

      • dippy doo

        My good God, Sir! That is hilarious. Poor child had to have raw meat tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

    • Dick Innabocks

      Judging for the pose and expression I believe that is from someone with some kind of palsy or disability, and they tried to make her glamorous with not very good results. Unfortunately the photo ended up in the internet.

      • Christine

        I feel bad for her and honestly she doesn't look ugly. The only thing is her one eye and her teeth are a little big, but even then her teeth are not so terible. She can't help it if she was born with that eye problem. People should at least be understanding.

    • Samantha

      I love Lady Gaga, don't get me wrong… but #7 kind of looks like a crossed eyed 80s version of Mama Monster. LOL

    • scary

      Didn't she later shave her head and date Uncle Fester?

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