Let me start by saying that Mac Faulkner, senior editor here at the Chive, is an idiot, but he might be brilliant. As a cat owner, consummate philanderer, and pun champion, Mac is a bit of an enigma, a misfit toy whose dry humor is lost on the living.

When Mac started his Twitter machine last year, I didn't visit it much at first. But I've found myself reading it more and more lately, laughing out loud at some of his Portlandia-esque quips. Mac has no idea I'm doing a post on his Tweets but I thought some of you might enjoy them considering, of course, that you're dead.

Follow Mac right here.

Mac’s Twitter.