The world’s largest chocolate sculpture pays homage to the Mayan civilization (16 Photos)

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  • Dave

    Good Morning.

  • McGruff

    We should destroy this on december 21st

    • leafsfan2005

      Don't you mean we should EAT it on December 21st? Total side note, I really hope there is an Epic DAR on the 21st…

    • Don Francisco

      Fuck the Mayans. You know how many people, children included, that were murdered and then eaten in those temples. A bastard heathen race that has received their due. Yet white people want to make it all happy and fun now and act like the Mayans were so advanced. Mayans and the Aztec both ate sacrificed children with chocolate and chile peppers. Thank the conquistadors for putting an end to this mess.

      • sixdeadelves

        you mad?

  • Jmoney

    Anybody else hungry? Or have the weirdest boner? If so keep it to yourself assface

    • The Beetis

      I got diabetes just looking at this post.

    • manny

      His shoes!!!!!

  • cld

    hmm did he clean his shoes before??

    • sixdeadelves

      #5 #10 #15 get off my chocolate b-hole!

  • Richard

    Quick, somebody get 2000 jars of Jif.

  • gracia

    they're stepping all over it!!!!!

  • DaddyD

    Chichen eats-a?

  • Jeff

    Just add bacon!

  • Ramon Marquez

    Mayan calendar already ended about 8 months ago, remember all the leap years since they started…

    • P-Willy

      True , but I think the aliens that helped them build it probably knew about leap years… So get ready for the zombie apocalypse!!!

    • The_Dood

      Thank god you read that on fakebook! I'm so relieved that the world isn't going to end!!!
      I'm so fucking sick of hearing people say this… The Mayan calender was more accurate than our Gregorian calender, and did not use leap years. They didn't need them. It's still accurate and you're spewing ignorance.

      • Leddy420

        I laugh every time some bafoon drops the leap year bomb….bahaha

        • 3MC

          I laugh every time some bafoon reps the 420 handle thinking you smoke more herb than me.

          • Leddy420

            Yup, you're right – I put 420 in my name as an arrogant way of saying I smoke more herb than you…..


  • Not Fatrick

    There was a pic of fatty yesterday. Did that tard put all the weight back on ? What a loser.

  • Hater-aid

    This is stupid.

  • SadeShadz

    Not sure if I want to eat after I saw his feet walked all over it :/

  • etcrr

    So they are bringing it to South America to feed the hungry children?

    • Joe

      Mexico is in North America

      • etcrr

        I never said anything about Mexico nitwit

        • uradumbfuck

          LOL@ the pathetic puppet

  • noegod

    "Ok, I'm gonna make a giant chocolate sculpture of a temple, I'll need gloves so I don't contaminate the chocolate." – "Wait, what about your shoes and pants?" – "DON'T QUESTION MY GENIUS!!!"

  • mike

    seems like a giant waste of time. what do they do with it afterwards??

  • Hunter Stuart

    The Mayan calendar does not end on December 21, 2012. Archeologists have found more calendars dated after said date. I toured one of the sites on spring break. I was drunk so I don't remember much about it, something about cycles.

    • thedude325

      Yea I heard they just found one that dates to billions and even trillions of years into the future but I don't care enough to google it right now.

  • Jeff

    And the award for the most delicious smelling room goes to this guy

  • bkfrijoles

    he just trying to get laid.. or his wife has one masses period

  • Underbaker

    So this is what the Mayan Prophet actually saw being eaten by giants on 21 Dec 2012.

  • dweb

    Wearing sanitary gloves while standing on the food wearing sneakers

  • Master_Rahl

    #10 Sure hope that's chocolate on those shoes… who wants the first bite?

  • abbedm

    I hope they destroy it on Dec. 21 and just have a pic of the ppl flipping the bird and a caption saying "Eat a dick Mayans!"

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Don't flip off the Mayans – They didn't even predict the end of the world. Instead it should be the fools who mistakenly think the Mayans predicted the end of the world, and then decided it was actually true!

  • A BiPolar Guy

    too bad it will be destroyed in the cacoapocalypse at the end of the Long Count Chocula Calendar

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