Mmmm, food porn (50 photos)

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  • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

    Mmmmm…just in time for lunch! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Trailer Ray

      You aint kidding. Too bad these pictures puts the turkey sub I'm eating to absolute shame..

      • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

        This post had me at the chili cheese fries. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • rmx386

    #23. Hello, cardiac arrest!!!!! Sweet, sweet cardiac arrest!

    • Billy

      I feel like I just got trolled by the lazy asses at the chive office…………..

  • Shay

    There are a lot of Arby's curly fries in here!! I like dipping them in the cheese sauce and ketchup!! mmmm

    • Schnizz56

      Arby's curly fries have no bidness even being on here!

  • Nick

    #1 I are fiber one cereal this morning, this what came out 15 min later…

    • Metal_Petals

      Pffft!

  • Mikeg01sf

    Boobs or bacon. Let the debate start!!!

    • Clutch101

      Bacon…. Boobs you can see every day in person and on the net…. Good bacon is getting freaking expensive!

      • Tom

        Yes….but have you ever tried to motorboat Bacon?

        • Holy Shamoly

          I have… it was the most delicious experience ever (a little greasy though).

        • Clutch101

          Not yet. But now that you've mentioned it…

      • Tomas

        You can get the best bacon at a Fresh & Easy supermarket (Center Cut). Trust me!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • Clutch101

          Oh I know where to get it…. Just said it's getting expensive.

    • Ishbar

      BACON!!!!!

    • BOOM!

      Boobs for sure, good to play with and nutritious!

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      tough one….both have been known to give me heart palpitations.

    • Baconator

      Bacon ON boobs. Duh.

    • nwf

      I read this as boobs on bacon. What debate? lol

    • Catman

      Are you the Devil? What kind of choice is that???

  • PontangPunisher

    wow I am hungry now!

  • MylesofStyles

    No way you make it past #23 if you're stoned…

    • Dylan

      There's no way you're getting past 1 if you're stoned. You see 1 and you're immediately driving your ass to the dollar menu at McDonald's

  • MattKL

    #32 Double the size of that steak, and that's what I'm having tonight. Been marinating for a couple of days, can't wait!

    • Ouch

      Real steak doesn't need to marinade

    • Jay

      couple of days? So basically your steak's just a vehicle for the marinade? why not just turn the marinade into a soup and just drink it?

    • zepolcire

      That is no way to prepare a steak.

  • Captain Planet

    ObamaCare sucks dick and is going to ruin this country

    • MEH!

      atleast

    • Froman

      ya, national health care is the devil. it's hurt every other country in the world that has it.

      get real. the US had a trillion in debt before Heath care. That's the problem.

      • liberalscanleave

        the issue is trying to implement it at a federal level. it is not the federal governments job. it is a state level matter. take care of it at that level and The People will be more willing to participate. polls over the past 3 years have proven this is what the peole want, not the federal governments involvement. Period. plus, the )enyan ruined it when he broke constitutional law and tried force us to buy it or be penalized. he fucked up.

        • Gen. Sheridan

          screw states rights. especially in the SOUTH. Get rid of states entirely.

    • BOOM!

      Would you rather have BUSHCARE?

    • S L

      You country is already ruined.

      • Fuck Europe

        Yep. And Europe is doing so well.

        • S L

          Not European. Try again.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      someone says that about anything that any president passes. ooooh, it's going to ruin our country…not signing the kyoto agreement is going to ruin our country, obamacare is going to ruin our country, trickle down economics is going to ruin…..you get the point. the only thing I'm convinced is ruining the country are the people shouting about how this shit is ruining our country…..that and 24 hour news channels that polarize their viewers on either side of the political aisle….and those two things are a direct result of one another. so in other words…you suck dick captain planet.

    • Canada Wooo

      I've had shoulder surgery, knee surgery, nose surgery and dental surgery and I didn't pay a dime. Canada still trumps all.

      • Tha Wiz

        you paid for all that indirectly, unless you dont pay your taxes like a douche

      • fweahh

        Health care ain't free here in Canada: I'm dinged $65 a month for the provincial (government) medical services plan here in British Columbia. It's a tax, not a purchase, as the SCOTUS ruled.

    • pretty smile

      STFU and stop talking about fucking Obama Care. I come here for fun not some political rhetoric. The only thing that will take down this county is itself for being a Empire and that shit is not gonna happen in our lifetime.

  • Knockout_Ned

    God damnit.. I'm eating a lean cuisine for lunch.

    • Yeah

      I hate lean cuisines. Having one for dinner damnit.

      • furburger

        I just ate a farkin' salad….

  • Clutch101

    I have no problem taking a few years off my life to enjoy some of these!

  • Steven .k

    <img src=http://www.freecouponshop.info/hotels/glad.jpg>#20 I'm so hungry that I could eat a house. LOL <img src=http://www.freecouponshop.info/aquarius/cbfive.jpg>

  • http://twitter.com/RickvdS @RickvdS

    I just ate, it's not working. Just like after regular porn..

  • West Side

    #2 I have taken you for granted my dear friend and I'm sorry. I will enjoy you today and think of all the poor souls who cannot on the east coast.

    • Tomas

      It's what a hamburger's all about. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • I dont know

      Five Guys is better. Yeah, I said it. Boom.

      • Shiftycap1

        Five Guys is Fucking Bomb.

    • https://www.facebook.com/lfgarci Luis Garcia

      oh man I miss in-n-out. moved to a place were I can't get it. I can get 5 guys here and it's awesome but it's no in-n-out.

    • sadman

      Please share the trick. I went there once and the burgers and fries were old school, but mediocre. Is it a hipster trendy thing? Maybe I ordered wrong (Double cheese burger, fries, and a chocolate shake). I am thinking animal style will redeem this place… otherwise I will just opt for Wendy's.

  • guest

    Pictures go good with my Mac and Cheese today.

  • wow eeee

    anybody know where this is from #26

    • L_E_Ott

      Lunchbox Laboratory in either Bellvue or Seattle. Did some pretty intense googling for it.

      • jjj

        GOOD JOB! Much appreciated… ๐Ÿ™‚

      • wow eeee

        great job

      • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

        Pretty sure this place was on an episode of Man vs Food. And it looked even better in video form!

    • http://www.facebook.com/EvilScooby AL Ventura

      OMG LOVE!!! LOL

    • Tanz

      I was wondering the same thing. Thanks for the research people. I'm a sucker for interestingly themed restaurants. Plus it looks delicious.

  • Dan

    #31 and #44 So hungry…

  • Bacon/Beer 2012
    • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

      I agree smores are the best use caramellos istead of Hershey's much better

      • Anotherwes

        Oh my….I never even thought of that!

        Bless you Angela Nelson – great idea!

      • Anotherwes

        Now…..I'm really wired. What say I take you home and eat your pussy?

  • Khan

    Do chivers not eat anything but fast food and garbage from Outback? Aside from the croque madame, this post makes me wanna vom. It's like a collage of why we're fat.

    • funk

      speak for yourself fatty

    • ush

      So the melon, the sushi, the soup, the wholemeal pitta with lamb meatballs and salad all make fatboy want to vom. But he's ok with a grilled ham and cheese sandwich with a fried egg on top.
      Using somethings french name doesn't make it healthy you utter… utter douchebag

    • Iggy Catalpa

      A: I'm not fat
      B: I eat lots of other things
      C: Life is short, and you should indulge once in a while (it might improve your attitude).
      D: KCCO

    • Khan

      I'm not actually fat. Just sayin', this is just fucking fast food. There's an arby's ad in there, for chrissakes.

      • Dick

        Word

  • Tayo

    #2 always great to see In-N-Out featured in food porn !!! IT'S JUST THAT AWESOME !!

  • TMT

    #2 In and Out by far is the greatest thing I miss about California!

  • https://www.facebook.com/neves.machado.5 Ricardo Neves Machado

    WHAT IN HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? THAT'S REALLY MEAN. You're making me hungry. I hate food porn, it'll make me fat. Damn you Chive!

  • tv_paul

    I know it's cliché' but why is it that everything that's bad for you taste so good.

    • JLB

      Because its bad for you

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Chive, you should close out these threads with a picture of a defibrillator and coronary stent.

  • Jimmy

    one of everything please. and a bodybag OR some kind of drug to forestal the inevitable heart attack.

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