I’m not a vegetarian because… carnivores (22 Photos)

  • TurdBacon

    First for the first time ever! Yeah!

    • bigcityreem

      And this helps you in your personal life because….

    • chesterdrawers

      But gay for life…

    • Samhedi

      All that meat will give you a fat belly, a limp dick, and an early heart attack. Go Vegan and be a man!

      • herpderpderp

        shush you

      • http://www.facebook.com/bradley.caffey Bradley Caffey

        Go Paleo eat like genetically suppose to

        • Samhedi

          That's a joke, right? Paleo is the stupidest and most ill-researched bunch of crap I've ever heard. Everyone who eats a faux-Paleo diet ends up sick and fat, with serious gall bladder issues. Paleo is just another bullshit fad diet that people cling to as an excuse to eat meat.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

    #1 #16 Wouldn't want to be trapped in a car after eating these…..

    • Verbal_Kint

      dude, if you ate those and farted in m y car, I'd roll the windows up… That's how good they look.

      • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

        If I ate those then farted in your car, there wouldn't be any windows left to roll up…..

        • Verbal_Kint

          and a smoldering hole in the seat?

          • shamshe

            This thread = win

  • bigcityreem

    I have nothing against veggies at all. I just can't stand those vegetarians and vegans who make us carnivores seem like cannibals because we like meat.

    • britnic

      its because our food shits on theirs.

    • Samhedi

      You're not a cannibal, just an asshole.

      • bigcityreem

        Definitely unnecessary. You just showed us who the true asshole is.

    • Verbal_Kint

      And shoehorn the fact that they don't eat meat into any conversation?

    • Fryy

      I find meat to be delicious. And I am a vegetarian.

    • Darth Awesome

      You're an omnivore… unless you eat nothing but meat.

  • supersport

    #12 God I miss In-N-Out

    • sfb101

      I feel your pain….

    • US and A

      I'll send you some, no guarantee it will be fresh though.

  • chiver

    #13 I think I just had a wee orgasm

  • Boozer

    GO MEAT!

  • pinky

    Need. Meat. Now.

  • chesterdrawers

    #5 Chicken is not a breakfast food. Especially not with maple syrup…

    • FarknChiveon


    • Kodos

      you, my boy, have not lived…

    • Kyle429

      You've obviously never had chicken and waffles.

    • zzzzzzzzz

      50/50 mix of hot sauce and maple syrup… put that on waffle and chicken – good for any meal, any time of day

    • Underbaker

      That is why you wait until dinner time to eat them. 🙂

    • fuzzy bear

      With horizons like that you will be in mama's basement for years.

    • Shockteck

      If you have ever worked shift work you would know that there is no suck things as "breakfast food".

    • Hamdog

      clearly have never been to the south in your life.

  • FarknChiveon

    Reminds me of my time in Viet-nom.

    • http://www.facebook.com/miguel.alvarez.969 Miguel Alvarez


  • Levi

    And I'm sitting here eating ramen

    • bigcityreem

      Man it sucks to be you. Go get a burger. Live a little. Ramen is not the way to go bro.

  • Nickey J

    #1 Im so hungry, Can I be happy with God, even if I am not a vegetarian?<img src="http://www.goldstoressite.com/shop/listz/ns.jpg"&gt; <img src="http://www.goldstoressite.com/shop/listz/sn2.jpg"&gt;

    • Underbaker

      Why would you think God wants you to be a Vegetarian? There are numerous passages in the bible about eating meat.

  • CLTChiver

    Bacon is the main reason I could never be a vegetarian!

  • RobertQ

    Im a vegetarian and this made me hungry

    • bigcityreem

      It's because you've been depriving yourself. Now go eat some meat.

  • captainmalcolm

    Great marbling, looks like a great steak
    Mmmm, meat pizza.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #18 reminds me of some spectacular drunken nights in Tijuana…

    • Lionhound

      I am with you brother. Back in the good ol days in school in San Diego we would pop over the border and party our asses off in TJ. I could put away about 10 of those on Revolucion in a drunken stupor. "you want everything on that?" "Yah, toda, senor!"

  • DemonIAm

    First you post a n inspirational diet, get fit thread…. and follow it up with food porn!?

    You guys are quite evil.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #3 #8 actually all the above would be great on my table. Thanks Chive now I'm hungry again

  • gyuo

    Devolution and mass torture and murder is sooooo hilarious har har har! Yuck it up primitives.

    • Groggy


    • FunKiller

      Oh we will….we will!!

    • ...

      Well goddamn, sorry I enjoy eating delicious food and to not deprive myself. In my opinion it's better than being an elitist douchebag. Bacon makes the soul happy. Why you're so filled with hate.

    • MylesofStyles

      I follow a strict vegan diet. I eat only vegans.

    • Nani

      Its not hilarious, it's delicious!!

    • Iceman2509

      How is eating meat devolution? I guess we should start making babies strictly in test tubes so we can evolve even further.
      Nah, I am good where I'm at.

  • tv_paul

    #6 #20 These two and throw in a couple of lobster tails or snow crab clusters and I'm a happy Chiver.

    • longcoolwoman

      my thoughts exactly.

  • https://www.facebook.com/jacksysco Scott Roberts

    I swear I started salivating progressively more as I scrolled through…

  • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

    made #14 last night, was so good, looks exactly the same!

  • http://www.facebook.com/heyitscarlos Carlos Rodriguez

    I want it all in and around my mouth.

    • tv_paul

      "That's what she said" , (God I miss Michael Scott .)

    • http://www.facebook.com/miguel.alvarez.969 Miguel Alvarez

      And Thats what she said

  • jetrome

    #10 Kalbi Korean BBQ! I think I'll make that tonight. All chivettes welcome!

  • cooktiludrop

    Just one bite please!!!!

  • Underbaker

    Glad I just ate a huge bone-in Rib-eye for lunch.

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